Are you a Jedi?
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- ********
Choose your saber:
- ********0
No muthaf*cka! I'm an NTNC Ninja! http://www.machnewmedia.com/NT/j…
I eat Jedis for breakfast
- kelpie0
Don't lie Jaz, you eat magic mushrooms and lithium for breakfast, admit it you hoor.
- ********0
i just cut my wang off playing with those sabers.
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- nburlington0
I wish there was an animal or something to swipe those lightsabers at.
- tomkat0
Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
*bbzzzpppppp
- ********0
Don't lie Jaz, you eat magic mushrooms and lithium for breakfast, admit it you hoor.
kelpie
(May 13 05, 07:54)Well, maybe, but for sure I eat freshly chopped KELP too!
- spongebob0
A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and qui-gon jinn
Could talk the federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn?t thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met jar jar and boss nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to theed to see the queen
We all wound up on tatooine
That?s where we found this boy...Oh my my this here anakin guy
May be vader someday later - now he?s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin? "soon I?m gonna be a jedi"
"soon I?m gonna be a jedi"Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn?t even old enough to shave
And he can use the force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he?s just nine and she?s fourteen
Yah, he?s probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I knew he built c-3po
And I?ve heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it?s true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin? ace
And the minute jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boyWe started singin? ...
My my this here anakin guy
May be vader someday later - now he?s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin? "soon I?m gonna be a jedi"
"soon I?m gonna be a jedi"Now we finally got to coruscant
The jedi council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the force?
They interview the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because yoda sensed in him much fear
And qui-gon said "now listen here"
"just stick it in your pointy ear"
"i still will teach this boy"He was singin? ...
My my this here anakin guy
May be vader someday later - now he?s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin? "soon I?m gonna be a jedi"
"soon I?m gonna be a jedi"We caught a ride back to naboo
?cause queen amidala wanted to
I frankly would?ve liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn?t long at all before
Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some gunguns died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin?
The battle droids were broken
And the jedi I admire most
Met up with darth maul and now he?s toast
Well, I?m still here and he?s a ghost
I guess I?ll train this boyAnd I was singin? ...
My my this here anakin guy
May be vader someday later - now he?s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin? "soon I?m gonna be a jedi"
"soon I?m gonna be a jedi"We were singin? ...
My my this here anakin guy
May be vader someday later - now he?s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin? "soon I?m gonna be a jedi"
- rabattski0
no, however i can talk wookie, does that make me cool as well?
- Nac0
please....i am the epitomy of jedi....don't make me whip out my saber
- ********0
no, however i can talk wookie, does that make me cool as well?
rabattski
(May 13 05, 12:42)you can speak wookie!? well hell, do you want a wookie-snack?
- mevsthem0
here is an idea condoms that glow in the dark sell it as a star wars product.
- ********0
here is an idea condoms that glow in the dark sell it as a star wars product.
mevsthem
(May 13 05, 12:55)My dick already glows in the dark, so I'm afraid I would not be interested whatsoever. some doctor diagnosed it as 'Glow Worm' disease.
- Nac0
here is an idea condoms that glow in the dark sell it as a star wars product.
mevsthem
(May 13 05, 12:55)
--------------------------------...i am nac skywalker, i come from the trojan galaxy 9....and trust me girl... the force is with me.
- mevsthem0
LOL you and your girl must star wars role play all the time.
- Nac0
LOL you and your girl must star wars role play all the time.
mevsthem
(May 13 05, 12:58)
--------------------nah we like mork and mindy better....
na nu na nu
- ********0
LOL you and your girl must star wars role play all the time.
mevsthem
(May 13 05, 12:58)of course, except it's more like swordfighting. wink, wink ;)
- rabattski0
wookie's don't eat snacks, that was a trick question wasn't it?
- Nac0
i think nac skywalker's lightsaber just went limp
- mevsthem0
lol
WEOW!
- rabattski0
thank god no one is into jar jar. can't blame the dark side at all for trying to get rid of him and his people. annoying fucks.