Designers are chic magnets
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- PonyBoy0
we got's ourselves a rogue NTBer in the PVN!
TO ARMS!
*spits
- d5ive0
Bro, I'm here quite often. No playing favs for me.
- d5ive0
Just look at my stats.
- lifeinbinary0
sweet stats you got there man
*whistles
- PonyBoy0
that's fine... but I still think we should hold you for questioning.
*glaring
*mumbling
- bhMedia0
lol
- d5ive0
I just know that I use that line "I'm a designer and I need a model on my photo shoot. You would be great for it." Line all the time. Works like a charm!
- tehgee0
i am a baloney maganet
- toe_knee0
taragee needs a kick in the cuntlet
- tehgee0
ill smash your techno records
- PonyBoy0
don't smash 'em.... MELT THEM!!!
*displays a blowtorch
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
cock!
balls!
- tehgee0
jesus shut UP
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
no.
- NegativeSpace0
I am a 20 year old virgin, need I say more.
I'm ugly.
- slappy0
make yourself look like jevad and ask tara out...hehe
- Hym0
NegativeSpace, good news that means you can still become the first Canadian Pope
Ugly is no excuse though, you could get your blood tested, maybe you have fucked up hormones like me
- ********0
getting laid is not that hard i think...
but getting laid wid the women u love and wanna love for the rest of ur life, now thats something
//no corny jokes pls
- Meeklo0
Here is a tip:
wanna hook up with european girls?
Go hang out for a few seconds at your local international hostel.
Girls there are usually alone, or in pairs, they are dying to visit the country "local style". It's really easy to hook up there, specially if you are just looking for fun, on the other hand, if you want a girlfriend, then that might be complicated, most of them don't stay longer than a week..
;)
- tehgee0
Why can't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Because there are too many ears!