Bachelor party
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- jox
Ideas please. Don't say stripper. Events outside are more than welcome, but nothing cliché such as skydiving, kidnapping etc.
- rabattski0
bachelor parties are in itself already a cliche. sorry to say that though.
- PonyBoy0
loads of gay sex... you know - one last fling before the plunge*.
* no pun intended¹
¹well, yes there was.
- tomkat0
PinkMonkeySex™
in the oldskool SwedishBachelorPartyStylah™
- kelpie0
get in a long-boat and head for Northumbria, burn some houses, take a few local women, back for tea ;)
- jox0
Aces!!
- stewardez0
kidnapping a stripper is cool
- Nathan_Adams0
1. Go to the pet store and buy a turtle for everyone at the party
2. put minature bow ties on each turtle
3. have everyone put together a mock wedding, using the turtles, and the coffee table, and take polaroids
4. call the local nut house, hand them the photos, and point at the husband to be. subtly shake your head and go 'tsk tsk tsk' for effect.
5. drink until the sunrises and the bride finds out the groom is already honeymooning in a padded cell
6. turtle stew for lunch
- Jaline0
hunting while taking a hot-air balloon ride
- ********0
yo jox.
go paintballing (is that the word for it?). did that for one party last year. it was a blast. nothing like beer and paintball guns.
- thenuge0
the best bachelor party i participated in involved a hike out into the olympic national park for a weekend. we camped, ate mushrooms and had a good time.
- Mimio0
Schedule the bachelor party to fall on Bastille Day, drive to Paris and knock over a federal reserve bank wearing Mardi Gras masks. Take the gold and shack up in South America and run a small drug cartel.
- jox0
Spiffy ideas so far! Paintball is nice but it's so.. I dunno, 1997?
- k770
the best bachelor party i participated in involved a hike out into the olympic national park for a weekend. we camped, ate mushrooms and had a good time.
thenuge
(May 4 05, 07:30)that sounds wicked. but no strippers?
- instantok0
some sort of party boat / deep sea fishing combo...
- blaw0
i'm a traditionalist.
in other words, what the hell is wrong with strippers?
- stewardez0
Take a plane to NL, There is this thing called splash art. You get a big canvas where you can trow paint on. It's perfect for bachalorparty's.
When your done, you bring the painting home.http://www.splashart.ontheweb.nl…
(in dutch)
- jox0
I like your thinking Mimio! Why dontcha swing by with the blueprints of the bank, say this afternoon, and I'll knock 5% off the drugs you buy from our cartel! =)
- Mimio0
Shit bitch I'll fly over there and crack the vault door open for you with C4.
- kelpie0
make scary sackcloth masks with holes for eyes, ride your hoses into town and have big machette fight. Last one standing gets to marry the bride.
- Mimio0
Also, what ever getaway vehicle you pick should be playing "La Marseillaise" on the radio.