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- vburo0
Lesk is Wendells evil twin.
- Lesk0
it's interesting 99% of ghost sightings occur in bedrooms.
that means:
-either ghost exists and want to share the bed with you, i can imagine after decades without sex..
- ghosts don't exist but it's the subconscious playing up, just like dreams etc. and perfectly natural..
vburo
(May 4 05, 04:00)Funny to say that, I'm only afraid of my subconscious, fucked up chilhood dreams made a supernaturally strong.
The wierd and fucked up thing is that my nightmares had no setting or scene at all, just a disguisting feeling with a sense of spinning. Which could go fast and faster.
- kelpie0
Are you Peter Venkman?
kelpie
(May 4 05, 04:15)Who??? Shit, I'm the best if it goes about this supernatural bullshit, and I can also tell if someone is lying, take this for example some ho, wouldn't read my palm! Bitch!
Lesk
(May 4 05, 04:19)you'd know who PV was if you were 4 Real.
Charlatan :(
- codfather0
I reckon it's all in your head.
There was a "rumour" when I was young going around my neighbourhood that there was a haunted house down the round with wallpaper that made you go crazy. It was all a load of codswallop but the power of expectation and anxiousness meant it became a bigger and bigger rumour until the local paper did a story on it...
- Lesk0
Well, once when snooping around my parents room I found some paper suggesting I'm not the primogentic son after all, but so long ago, I could have missread it, but I've seen a dude that looks freakishly like me in Brazil, and that ass had the same shirt I bought way way back.
Anyone else own a oragne Cavalera shirt with a blue eagel like design sorta with plastic feeling.
- -_MU_-0
I seen some wierd shit since I been in my g/fs house. I think it is haunted by a cat. Twice I have heard a cat meow really loud in the house but have never seen it (we have no pets). Guests in the house have often thought they saw a cat running up the stairs really quickly, as cats are wont. Odd. Also, in the middle of the night, i've heard the piano downstairs go. Tinkling on the keys and then the lid slamming shut. i shit you not, this was the scariest for me no doubt. Also, one night back in the days of my yout I was out in the countryside (vale of evesham) walking my parents dog late at night up by an old church and smoking a bone (whick kinda invalidates what I'm about to say but it's what happened anyway) and the dog, a very docile labrador, got her hackles up and started barking like crazy at something in the graveyard. The church was opposite a dairy farm and i could hear the cattle in their stalls lowing and moving around uneasily. At this point I freaked the fuck out and went home. Didn't see shit, but I reckon something was there.
- Lesk0
Are you Peter Venkman?
kelpie
(May 4 05, 04:15)Who??? Shit, I'm the best if it goes about this supernatural bullshit, and I can also tell if someone is lying, take this for example some ho, wouldn't read my palm! Bitch!
Lesk
(May 4 05, 04:19)you'd know who PV was if you were 4 Real.
Charlatan :(
kelpie
(May 4 05, 04:32)You shut the hell up if you knew whats good for you. I can infact cause sleep disorder, because my dad hasn't been sleeping like he used too eversince that shit happened to me, and I tell you unlike it says on http://www.nightterrors.org/ that shit hurts!
- MX_OnD0
it's interesting 99% of ghost sightings occur in bedrooms.
that means:
-either ghost exists and want to share the bed with you, i can imagine after decades without sex..
- ghosts don't exist but it's the subconscious playing up, just like dreams etc. and perfectly natural..
vburo
(May 4 05, 04:00)The explanation is simpler still my friend, with some cunning investigation I have determined that of the 99% of sightings in bedrooms 97.3% were within 27 seconds of prolonged masturbation. Show me someone who says they've seen a ghost and I'll show you a compulsive wanker.
- Lesk0
wtf? lesk has never seen ghostbusters??
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damn, we got a bot amongst us.
vburo
(May 4 05, 04:34)No, infact I saw em all, and the one with the dude from the painting and the pink slime running underneath the city fucked up my childhood!
Oh yea, about wierd things, now that you'd mentioned I hear wood making noise, its said its aging, inway yesterday in the toilet the damn fan went on and than my dad woke up, so was in bed and couldn't sleep so that shit happend and it made me think, maybe I have a wish granted to me, so I wished for something and while thinking if I really wanted it or not, the damn thing turned off. TAT!
- bk_shankz0
Lesk you're creeping me out.
- Lesk0
I'm sorry, but bitches can't wake my ding dong, since they don't own one, so I rather do it myself or shove it down her throat.
- bk_shankz0
One time I dreamt the phone was ringing and when I awoke it really was.
- Lesk0
the next time i get a sleep disorder, im actually going to concentrate on the feeling and open my eyes, hopefully I can extract my evilness into a stuffed animal and have it follow me around and jump on peopls back!
Muahahahahahahaha!!!!
Or I will so do this.
Think.
Evil stuffed animal!
Evil stuffed animal!
Evil stuffed animal!*I acutally own a E.T. stuffed animal.
Not going to sleep until I fall asleep and have satan grant me special powers, beyond the once I already have...
- bk_shankz0
You want bitch with a ding dong? You mean a big clit?
- Lesk0
Lesk you're creeping me out.
bk_shankz
(May 4 05, 04:40)Muahahahhahahahaha, what was that one called, oh yea, today I'll mention to you guys when I see that new movie with that dude from Troy. Make sure to go around with pen and paper, maybe you'd see me somewhere, since a electron can be at 2 different places at the same time. Also, today I was thinkin in suing the vatican, any lawyers in here, females and hot, it be perfect if they believed she was saitan and with my good skills of confusing the living crap out of people I will win and make em pay for that is one fucked up nightmare, let people believe there is a heaven.
- paraselene0
this thread has gone all supernatural.
*runs away
- Lesk0
You want bitch with a ding dong? You mean a big clit?
bk_shankz
(May 4 05, 04:43)I'm pretty sure I didn't say that, so your obviously reading into it, in other words, you are beyond our current comprehension, hentai monster FREAK!
*I've seen some myself, is funny the noise they use for the special attack of the monster penis when it just goes all through a city and blows shit up on the way.
- Lesk0
this thread has gone all supernatural.
*runs away
paraselene
(May 4 05, 04:48)Fear no more, fear the hentai monster penis, since I was nice enough to change the subject and point out the NT freak who likes woman with ding dongs.
- Lesk0
last remark, did I mention I can control how much I let in on light, in other words I can amplify shadows and I have a large tongue and dead fish eyes, or so I'm told.