Kona
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- ********0
theodore, i demand you come back so we can make fun of you to your face fatty!
fatty fat fat.
ok. i'm sorry. that was rude. how about i make it up to you with a salad. NO DRESSING!
- mattyd0
When kOna isnty around, I call him "Ace", because he's not a tool, he's a whole hardware store.
Sorry, kOna, just an excuse to bust that line out. I love you. Much respect.
- ********0
AAAHAHAHAHAHA!
i love it! i'm going to use that one mattyd. thanks!
- mattyd0
no problem.
* shoots kOna with finger gun while winking and making a clicking noise with my mouth.
- gruntt0
if kona is a tool, he's a funny wrench.
as in, "man, i'm bored but it can be fixed with my funny wrench."
that comment was made to make kona's jokes seem funnier.
anything is funny after a comment that lame.
- ********0
monkey wrenches are better. not only can they fix things but they also can throw poo.
- brandelec0
kOna of Teh Future
- ********0
haha!
dude. put a soul patch on it and it's me!
hhahaha!
- ********0
theodore bleaches?
- QuincyArcher0
sooo...i'm curious...who was theodore? people seemed to know who it was...
sorry, outta the loop...
- ********0
actually i don't know who it is/was. it's a regular who created a new screen name.
i think.
- ********0
if this thread dies, a little of me dies along with it.
please don't let that happen.
*sad face
- mattyd0
hey kOna, i send you an email regarding that thing with the guy and the place.
thanks again.
- vburo0
hey kOna i send you an email regarding that axe and those hobo's.
thanks again.
- ********0
matt. check yur mail.
vburo. if customs allows it to go through check yur mail in about a week or so. (snail mail). you'll be getting an axe shaped package in the mail. it's an axe.
- kbags0
Okay, I confess!
I am Theodore, the fat, gay chipmunk. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I was afraid to post under my real name because I am a fat, gay chipmunk, and it's just that, well, eating nuts while sitting on my thumb isn't as exhilarating as it once was.
And damn that Alvin with his stupid red shirt and red "A" hat. He thinks he's so k0ol, but he's not.
- ********0
liar.
you're not fat, your obese.
- kbags0
actually, I'm big boned according to these guys:
http://www.rainbownetwork.com/Fu…
- Theodore0
Damn! You're all dropping some major bombs on me.
None of this changes the fact that kona is a fucking glorified typist. Take down the website with the lame sell sheets, tighten up tour skills and try again. Fuckin' Wheaton hillbilly. Try some drips or some 45 degree arrows, dude!
Same for PattyD.
Fat? Gay? You forgot nigger. The chipmunk comebacks are WEAK. Try harder ladies.
Thanks for the laughs.
Ted