asparagus pee
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quick poll- does your pee smell funny shortly after eating asparagus?
someone at work was eating it, so i mentioned the phenomenon and everyone present looked at me like i was nuts.
apparently it doesn't happen to everyone.
- Witt0
i'd rather smell my pee than eat asparagus.
- uberdesigner0
Asparagus pee is real.
Asparagus also increases the levels of nitric oxide in the body, causing boners
- Witt0
then i'll eat asparagus but no sniffing. it's one thing or another.
- versa0
absolutely
and sux, cause i luv asparagus
- Fanco0
i herd that if a girl eats asparagus she takes like crap. if she eats pineapples she tastes sweet.
i have yet to test this myth out.
- Jaline0
asparagus = no!
- linearch0
asparagus pee is real, but for only about 60% of the population. funny thing is that everone produces it, but it is genetic who is able to smell it...
i did a little research a few month's back...
- Rand0
I've asked almost everyone I ever met this very question, and have yet to meet anyone who's pee doesn't smell after eating asparagus
- radar0
I've never smelt it, but it is very yellow, like after a night of heavy drinking. The asparagus boner is news to me, I'm off to grab a bag.
- iDp0
yup...my piss smells bad after eating the lil green radioactive rods...love em though!
- Mick0
Which end you tasting her from Fanco?
- nick0
hahahahaha Mick
i don't eat asparagus so i couldn't tell ya for myself...
but you are what you eat... so generally if you're eating sweet and healthy stuff, then you're gonna taste a lot better than if you've been pounding beers, eating burgers and smoking cigarettes all day.
- thenuge0
i luv asparagus
- Soler0
I don't think it smells bad- definately unique, but bad? no.
And I plan on making asparagus sandwiches next time I make dinner for my girl. You know what THAT leads to.........
- sparx0
it happens to me and everyone i know who talks about it.
- Kiko0
Yeah it happens to me too!!!. Welcome to the gang.
Homeboy
- gruntt0
i don't know that i noticed it until someone brought it up in conversation a few years ago. Now whenever I piss following asparagus I think to myself, "How the fuck did I NOT notice this?"
- meok0
Hey not only does it smell like asparagus, it taste like it too!
- gruntt0
meok is a man dedicated to his research.
- browncrown0
Recently, I dined on a few spears of asparagus at a restaurant. After the meal, I excused myself to the restroom to discover my pee smelled. Not even 30 minutes. Delicious. No dessert for me.