Missing bride to be?
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- paraselene0
yeah, i'm fine. not to worry. it did really drive home how dodgy my neighbourhood is, though. so i'm moving in with two agro skate punks on a well-lit street 30 seconds from the bus stop next month!
- Jaline0
haha. you should. i've never experienced anything near that.
I do live in the suburbs, after all.
- vespa0
where are you at the moment para?
will agro skate punks really make it safer? i hope so. the agro skate punks i hung around with when i was a lass didn't create a very safe environment...
- todelete__20
para. if she's in your hood and you happen to see her at the gas station punch her in the throat for us please.
- Jaline0
me?
- Jaline0
i'd rather gang up on you instead
- paraselene0
i think he meant the runaway bride, jaline, but i'm not sure.
i reckon that if i'm gonna stay in hackney i'll be better off with a few random agro skate boys on my side of the line! i used to live with some in brooklyn who were quite useful in fending off a bizarre trio of lesbian stalkers i once had...
- Jaline0
My friend has the most stalkers out of anyone I know. It's quite crazy sometimes.
- vespa0
bizarre trio of lesbian stalkers..?! do tell!
funnily enough the agro skater punks i was hanging out with were lesbians who used to not be lesbians and i remember waking up one morning to them barricading their squat to stop their agro skater ex-boyfriends from getting in. lots of piled up furniture, boarded up doorways, smashed windows, drugs, a dog with 3 legs crapping all over the carpet, general skankiness and threats of head kickings involved.
those skater punks, crazy kids.
- SteveJobs0
she should give this money to charity or to the searchers that spent thousands searching for her:
- anzelina0
uh, 14 bridesmaids and 600 guests! sheeeeeeesh.