The Kama Sutra
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- spendogg0
You forgot "Satan's Turnip"
- gruntt0
prize for the first NT to correctly cross-ref each position:
Horsie-Horsie
Naked Lunch
Missionary
Grasshopper
Saint Helen
Kama's Wheel
Deep Rider
Floating Garden
Walking Double Duck
Two Headed Crab
Twins
Sleepy Hollow
Side to Side
Flying Fish
Easy Rider
Locked Horns
Eagle's Sling
Double Arch
Smiling Waters
Stairway
Slippery Mouse
Hurry Home
Serpent's Desire II
Serpent's Desire
Tunnel of Love
Tree Swing
Sweet Silk
Snake Ride
Rolling Lake
Flaming Bush
Pleasure chair
Riding Lotus
Rolling Crab
Rainbow Arch
Moon Rising
Helicopter
timg(Apr 27 05, 13:36)
bend over.
- gruntt0
You forgot "Satan's Turnip"
spendogg(Apr 27 05, 13:38)
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possibly the funniest thing i've heard in my life.i don't want to know what it is.
- ********0
is "teh kona" in there?
kudos to the best description of "teh kona".
- gruntt0
is "teh kona" in there?
kudos to the best description of "teh kona".
kOna(Apr 27 05, 13:40)
______hobo hand release
- Mimio0
Teh Kona:
Two over-devloped men completely oiled & shaven wearing speedos with their thumbs up each others asses?I heard about in a police blotter.
- spendogg0
is "teh kona" in there?
kudos to the best description of "teh kona".
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Is it when you are doing her from behind, when she starts to climax you blindfold her and then look in the mirror and kiss both biceps the blow yourself a kiss. Finish, turn over and cry on yer pillow.
- brooke0
Haha - gotta send this to my mum!
- ********0
AAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
those were great!
- DonkeyPunch0
niiiiicee
- Lesk0
They're missing the one where you grab her hair.
Mimio
(Apr 27 05, 13:15)Is that the donkeypunch or just when you actually punch her.
- version30
teh kona-
NOT SAFE FOR LIFE
teh kona:
an act in which the person in question brutally bludgeons or beats someone else [a bum, or just imagine it's a bum if you are into role playing] to near death. causing several lacerations in which to enter the warm faintly alive flesh. "teh kona" part comes as you have placed the condom on for your protection and not yet orgasmed and while still inside the flesh, you post on NT into a topic unrelated to your impending orgasm.
I can only imagine this has occurred several times without our knowledge
That is "teh kOna™"
:)
- spendogg0
version you are demented
- version30
i'm as nice as i am mean so it all works out do not worry :)
- ********0
excellent. consult zhedvox
- ********0
I like the last one best, that one would be tough, better be athletic for that one.
This is getting me all excited and stuff. I know their not .jpg's but .gif's are the next best thing.
;)
- gruntt0
I like the last one best, that one would be tough, better be athletic for that one.
This is getting me all excited and stuff. I know their not .jpg's but .gif's are the next best thing.
;)
JazX(Apr 27 05, 14:48)
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you're officially a good sport.
=)
- ********0
well between you (the world) and me, none of that shit was serious anyway. I just wanted to piss on people. ;)
- spendogg0
you and R. Kelly
- ********0
you and R. Kelly
spendogg
(Apr 27 05, 15:11)dude don't knock it till u try it...
pscyhe