Too shy shy!!
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- _smk0
my second bitchslappin of the day.
:(
- emecks0
stop turning my funny thread into an awful sex mess please thanks guys and dolls.
chossy
(Apr 27 05, 06:10)*sets up a stall in the corner selling buckets and mops as chossy locks the doors and brings out the crossbowbattlesheep™
- paraselene0
my second bitchslappin of the day.
:(
_smk
(Apr 27 05, 06:17)sorry! i didn't mean it to sound so harsh! : /
- _smk0
my second bitchslappin of the day.
:(
_smk
(Apr 27 05, 06:17)sorry! i didn't mean it to sound so harsh! : /
paraselene
(Apr 27 05, 06:18)yes you did.
You know I love it so :)
- paraselene0
*parachutes into thread ululating basque sheepherders' call and brandishing ivory-handled scythe.
how much you askin' fer one a them-there mops, son?
- emecks0
my second bitchslappin of the day.
:(
_smk
(Apr 27 05, 06:17)sorry! i didn't mean it to sound so harsh! : /
paraselene
(Apr 27 05, 06:18)yes you did.
You know I love it so :)
_smk
(Apr 27 05, 06:19)precisely why it wasn't intended to sound that harsh, buy one of my mops and clean up yer mess ya filthy hooor!
- emecks0
they're three pints of premium lager, and seven emails of sound advice thank you.
would you like a buckjet to go with your mop? Is that sitting-in or take away? Would you like to super size?
- _smk0
sorry! i didn't mean it to sound so harsh! : /
paraselene
(Apr 27 05, 06:18)yes you did.
You know I love it so :)
_smk
(Apr 27 05, 06:19)precisely why it wasn't intended to sound that harsh, buy one of my mops and clean up yer mess ya filthy hooor!
emecks
(Apr 27 05, 06:20)I think I may need some kind of walk through power wash after today, but gimme one anyway, I can get a start...
- emecks0
sorry! i didn't mean it to sound so harsh! : /
paraselene
(Apr 27 05, 06:18)yes you did.
You know I love it so :)
_smk
(Apr 27 05, 06:19)precisely why it wasn't intended to sound that harsh, buy one of my mops and clean up yer mess ya filthy hooor!
emecks
(Apr 27 05, 06:20)I think I may need some kind of walk through power wash after today, but gimme one anyway, I can get a start...
_smk
(Apr 27 05, 06:22)pay up ya hooor!
- ********0
PUNCTUATE YOU CUNT!!!! ;)
_smk(Apr 27 05, 06:12)
complete and utter disregard for punctuation and/or diacritical marks of any kind is at least 12.4% of chossy's charm so back off buddy.
paraselene
(Apr 27 05, 06:14)paraselene, that's not what you were saying about the spelling of the word 'definitely'.
Common NT grammar mistakes:
1. Double Negatives
2. Ending sentences in Prepositions
3. Misuse of Punctuation
4. Plural PronounsOf course the following as well:
affect vs. effect
assure vs. ensure vs. insure
compliment vs. complement
its vs. it's
they're vs. their vs. there
who vs. whom
I vs. me
that vs. whichha ha
- _smk0
- emecks0
pfffft that one's got a hole in it.
and Jaz, where did you find all tose big words?
- _smk0
Common NT grammar mistakes:
1. Double Negatives
2. Ending sentences in Prepositions
3. Misuse of Punctuation
4. Plural PronounsOf course the following as well:
affect vs. effect
assure vs. ensure vs. insure
compliment vs. complement
its vs. it's
they're vs. their vs. there
who vs. whom
I vs. me
that vs. whichJazX
(Apr 27 05, 06:23)it's oor language - haunds aff ye hoorin furriners...
- emecks0
Common NT grammar mistakes:
1. Double Negatives
2. Ending sentences in Prepositions
3. Misuse of Punctuation
4. Plural PronounsOf course the following as well:
affect vs. effect
assure vs. ensure vs. insure
compliment vs. complement
its vs. it's
they're vs. their vs. there
who vs. whom
I vs. me
that vs. whichJazX
(Apr 27 05, 06:23)it's oor language - haunds aff ye hoorin furriners...
_smk
(Apr 27 05, 06:26)Aye learn tae spick richt as weel ya cunts.
- ********0
pfffft that one's got a hole in it.
and Jaz, where did you find all tose big words?
emecks
(Apr 27 05, 06:25)
wher da fuk u thinq?
- paraselene0
paraselene, that's not what you were saying about the spelling of the word 'definitely'.
Common NT grammar mistakes:
1. Double Negatives
2. Ending sentences in Prepositions
3. Misuse of Punctuation
4. Plural PronounsOf course the following as well:
affect vs. effect
assure vs. ensure vs. insure
compliment vs. complement
its vs. it's
they're vs. their vs. there
who vs. whom
I vs. me
that vs. whichJazX
(Apr 27 05, 06:23)
christalmighty. i didn't want to have to do this today, but now you've gone and forced my hand.
thanks for the crib notes to remedial grammar, but we know all that already, so i'm just going to address the initial flaw in your logic:
DISREGARD FOR and IGNORANCE OF are two completely different things. chossy has cultivated a strikingly original nt voice based on his obviously intentional exclusion of, as i stated, "punctuation and/or diacritical marks of any kind.'
nb: i did not mention spelling errors, double negatives, split infinitives, etc. all of which you correctly announce to be mistakes. unfortunately, a 'mistake' is a priori unintentional, thereby losing its charm.
qua: chossy is charming because he breaks the rules on purpose. his is a discrete syntactical and morphological form of irony and, in my opinion, is about as accidental as mx's brogue.
can we please get back to the battle now?
- ********0
iz ief uhhh vaas beeinceriuus
*blacks out
- _smk0
all of the above is, of course, true (the charm is, however, arguable ;).
I'm sorry Choss mucker, come back - you can punctuate as little as you like. :)
My punctuation is obviously fucked, but ahm nocarin eitherway Para so sling it ;)
- paraselene0
they're three pints of premium lager, and seven emails of sound advice thank you.
would you like a buckjet to go with your mop? Is that sitting-in or take away? Would you like to super size?
emecks(Apr 27 05, 06:22)
and i'll owe you one more email!
supersize the bucket, but not the mop, thank you. and that'll be to stay-in!
*curls up in pleather banquette to watch the action
- paraselene0
iz ief uhhh vaas beeinceriuus
*blacks out
JazX(Apr 27 05, 06:35)
when that bloke over there comes to, tell him that i can't help but be an evil literalist when it comes to questions of language and its evaluation.
; )