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- ingolfr
what do you do when someone has hired you and you go sick*?
*cold, fever etc. not the serious ones.
- ********0
you tell them, "I'm leaving, I'm sick, Bye."
- nLHb0
call in sick
- ********0
take the day off and download a few gigs of porn.
- jox0
You suck it up. Seriously. It's not gonna leave a very good first impression.
- ********0
Or possibly something along the lines of, "I forgot to tell you about the 5 convictions I have had for illegal pornography, money laundering and fraud."
However, be prepared to be jobless after you do!
- rasko40
watch tv, masturbate, read.. but usually I go out boozing.
- usrper0
yea, suck it up. itll totally set a good impression on them
- cosmo0
call your boss and go "HOOOOOOOOOORRRRR!!!!", hung up.
- gruntt0
explain that you are really sick and that if you did not have a fever you would be there.
if you showed up at my office with a fever I would tell you to leave and secretly hate you for showing up in the first place.
- tank0
ah;i'm sick right now...
you meen a a freelancer..well being sick happens eh...
- Jaline0
you tough it out, because it doesn't make a good impression to not be there for the first week of work.
- jox0
well, the secret answer would be to show up, infect everyone with whatever nasty shit you've come down with, then when you're better everyone else is home sick and you rule the company! Aw yeeh!
- ingolfr0
ooh i shouldve pointed out that i dont have to go anywhere, im freelancing.
*sniff
have to finish an animation tomorrow, and i feel so uncomfortable to wipe my nose every minute.
WHAT SHOULD I DO
*sniff
- nLHb0
put on your jammies, make a cup of tea and get to work! lucky bastard who gets to work from home...
- Jaline0
you get to work from home?!??
*slaps ingolfr
- jox0
You dont have to fucking go anywhere!?! Dude, are you like, avoiding emails from your damn sofa because you have a cold? Fucksake! *SLAP
Now quit whining and do some keyframes, you girl!
- ingolfr0
i guess i am lucky.
*sniff
- ingolfr0
its also pretty hot.
- ********0
where are you dude?
bend the f*ck over!
- ********0
snort some tobasco sauce
that'll clear you right up