lifegem
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- ********
"Joe looks to be about a carat.. Can I get him in a princess cut?" I hope this is a joke...
- radar0
It's real. It's a better idea than keeping an urn of ashes in your living room.
- ********0
dear god, that's complete bullshit if you do that to someone. turn them into a fake laboratory-produced diamond. Diamonds don't occur cut in the field hahahaaaa
- ********0
disagree... here honey, try these on... they are my dead grandmother... may she rest eternally on your ears...
"what do you mean you lost grandpa down the sink???"
- radar0
your not being very creative for a designer, why not have it put into a coat of arms or something?
- kbags0
"what do you mean you lost grandpa down the sink???
ha, my thoughts exactly!
- ********0
or better yet, if you're gang member, a big ass blingy chain. if it gets shot off and protects you in a gun battle, your loved one dies twice but you live.
- ********0
"ohhhh billy... grandmother doesn't go with this dress silly... can I try uncle jim on?"
- nLHb0
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiirrrrdddd
- ********0
You'll need a lot more carbon than just one body's worth to produce those synthetics.
- ********0
bling bling... ha jazx...
- bitnik0
mother-in-law lasts forever
- digitalswarm0
Can you stud your teeth with those?
- ********0
"howww could you?"
"you pawned little sarah for an old nintendo game and a bike..."
- ********0
Gives me the shivers this thread, about turning people into diamonds. I'm leaving mofos!
*trips over cinderblock and into crematorium oven, accidentally hitting the on button
*tuns into brown gemstone
my life is complete
- Mimio0
Yenta: "Awww mY GOSHH...look at that stone...it's GAWWWW-Ge-ous!!"
Moses:
"It's made out of PEOPLE!!!"
- digitalswarm0
Eww. That one is really brown.... Really small.
- ********0
..."tiffany"... "diamond"... tiffany... diamond?... tiffany diamond.. noooooo.... I prefer grandpa be cremated and turned into a garden gnome for my lawn...