ghengis khan
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- ********0
fantasybar I wish m'n...
this hoooor was speaken aboot the Western... a more hackit collection o' grim burds I've yet tae spy.
- paraselene0
what in tarnation have you done to my blood n' guts thread you oversexed scottish cunts!?!
your ewe-shaggin' ways belong in the election thread, says i!
- _smk0
did you know, right, that teh cencus taken population of China pre Genghy was up to 100 million and in a census after he had stopped all his galavantin about it had gone down to 60 million.
oops.
- _smk0
Oh! and don't go to 7th Heaven - it's shit.
- paraselene0
okay, but that part where jazx comes in talkin' to hisself 'bout ghengis khan and he's the only one still talkin' 'bout that dead fool and all y'all are alriddy onto the gentlemen's [sic] clubs, that part's pretty funny and i did laugh.
- ********0
*bows head in shame, not for shaggin sheep or for being caught at it, but for hiJacken para's blood and guts...
- ********0
One day an old Jewish Pole, living in Warsaw, has his last light bulb burn out. To get a new one he'll have to stand in line for two hours at the store (and they'll probably be out by the time he gets there), so he goes up to his attic and starts rummaging around for an old oil lamp he vaguely remembers seeing.
He finds the old brass lamp in the bottom of a trunk that has seen better days. He starts to polish it and (poof!) a genie appears in cloud of smoke.
"Hoho, Mortal!" says the genie, stretching and yawning, "For releasing me I will grant you three wishes."
The old man thinks for a moment, and says, "I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his mongol hordes, march to the Polish border, and then decide he doesn't want the place and march back home."
"No sooner said than done!" thunders the genie. "Your second wish?"
"Ok. I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his mongol hordes, march to the Polish border, and then decide he doesn't want the place and march back home."
"Hmmm. Well, all right. Your third wish?"
"I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his --"
"Okokok. Right. What's this business about Genghis Khan marching to Poland and turning around again?"
The old man smiles. "He has to pass through Russia six times."
- paraselene0
that's a sortof funny joke, but i don't get why this ol' fellah has such a chip on 'is shoulder 'bout ghengis kahn?
hey there, mx, i'm jus kiddin' 'bout the thread hijackin'. you know damn well and good that mi thread is tu thread, corazón mío.
- ********0
pas de bo'er ya hoooooooor
- _smk0
50!
shocking for a guy who ruled half the world :(
- ********0
I took a course at uni on Genghis Khan. Fascinating shit, prlly my favourite course, the history of Central Asia.
Didn't see the doco tho, me tele's on the blink.
Anyone got the link to that William Satner Gif shouting - Khaaaaaaan!!!
- paraselene0
that's the second time in as many days that william shatner has been mentioned in the daily limey thread. spooky.
and, no, i don't have that link. check the gif animation thread.
- chossy0
I like marauding hordes of women, rding around bareback striking fear in the hearts of men as they ravage us over and over only stopping when their appetites for man love are quenched.
Bring on the amazonian hordes do your worst I'll never talk. No really do your worst.
- ********0
chossy, the Amazonian women only had one breast.
not my cup of tea
I like symmetry
like this: (o)(o) not like this: x (o)
- paraselene0
you are not their cup of tea either, jazx. these amazonian hordes prefer the hell hounds hopped up on heather juice.
+2 for the matchmaking thread!
- ********0
*throws kiss at paraselene at a sonic speed across the Atlantic
- driftlab0
http://whatsnewkhan.ytmnd.com/
c'mon... EVERYONE!
- josimarX0
NO,
ghengis khant,
he's dead.yes, brilliant, I know. thanks.
- chossy0
*raises head and sniffs air someones in heat and the hell hound wants some.
- paraselene0
yes, chossy, that's the whole reason josimar came in here looking for you.
*waves shred of josimar's t-shirt in front of the hell hound
get 'im, boy! sic!