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- vespa0
shit. i need a bloody mary.
- paraselene0
y'all are just picking on us cos we're foreign.
vespa, meet me at the corner in fifteen and we'll go have that thar bloody mary, mark my words.
- vespa0
which corner doll? maybe i can send out smoke signals with my tequila fumes
- ********0
Jon Snow is the daddy
Peter is a lanky babboon impersonating twit!
Kuz
(May 6 05, 04:27)Jon in the daddy yes, but Peter is his daddy making him the daddy daddy. I think. No, just checked. cousins. shit.
- chossy0
bloody mary had sex on the beach with a black russian
- ********0
i gave her a slippery nipple
- ********0
i have since compressed it and apologised.
paraselene
(May 6 05, 04:26)Did you re-send it? I can't open the first mail due to my shitty webmail client. The second one just says sorry and no viagra thanks.
- ********0
Even when i'm with my boo.. all i think about is you!
- paraselene0
let's just meet at the walkabout in oxford circus.
oh, hell. i've forgotten my rucksack! might have to wait for another day.
(skt, i resent.)
- ********0
(skt, i resent.)
paraselene
(May 6 05, 04:46)You resent me? What for? My success? Trust me, its not all that.
- paraselene0
(skt, i resent.)
paraselene
(May 6 05, 04:46)You resent me? What for? My success? Trust me, its not all that.
skt
(May 6 05, 04:48)it's actually for your rugged good looks.
- ********0
it's the tender touch, that means so much
- ********0
do you really like it? is it, is it wicked?
we're lovin it lovin it lovin it
lovin it like this!
- ********0
(skt, i resent.)
paraselene
(May 6 05, 04:46)You resent me? What for? My success? Trust me, its not all that.
skt
(May 6 05, 04:48)it's actually for your rugged good looks.
paraselene
(May 6 05, 04:50)*goes red. looks at feet.
What is it by the way? Is it pals of yours?
- paraselene0
What is it by the way? Is it pals of yours?
skt
(May 6 05, 04:56)it's a bit opaque, isn't it? basically, it's just a birthday party (mostly mine). the last one we had was a big insane rager. but with the kind of people i know, you invite 50 people and either get 100 or 10. so there's really no telling what it'll be like...
- chossy0
Sorry paraselene I can't make it I'm washing my hair.
- ********0
paraselene, my mate Kuz wants to go out with you, do you wanna go out with him?
- paraselene0
that's cold, chossy.
dear kes, please tell your friend kuz to stop riding his bike past my house in the wee hours of the morning and then i'll consider going out with him.
- ********0
Kuz says he scratched your name with a pen-knife on his forearm.
- chossy0
:\ sorry buddy bud bud.
Tell you what if I ever meet you I'll give you £1 and 65 new pence not to be sniffed at city slicker