VOTE: Punt the cat?
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- kbags0
pps- ehem, not in THAT way, though.
- scarabin0
punt the roommate
that's what i did
- -_MU_-0
yeah, i think if you punted the cat you may regret it.
Feed the cat laxatives (small ammounts tho!) and leave it in your roomies bedroom.
PS this post is intended as teh funny, mu does not encourage crultey to animals in anyway, even if it is funny.
- ********0
hump the roommate
- caulfield0
hump the cat
and tie a tin can to the roommate's tail
- drbyers0
don't punt the cat...
DROP KICK the cat.
- chossy0
Hurt the cat and I will find out where you live and take your eyes when you sleep.
- ********0
Hurt the cat and I will find out where you live and take your eyes when you sleep.
chossy
(Apr 26 05, 05:31)beat me to it chossy.
touch a hair and I'll fly first class to whichever depraved hole it is you call home and belt nine shades of shite out of your sorry excuse of a human shell.
- acescence0
misbehaviour is the result of bad parenting.
.. but if you want to see something really funny, put a square of adhesive tape on the pad side of each paw, kitty will do a funny jig!
i know it's cruel. i love my cats!
- nosaj0
Put embarrassing photo's of him on the internet.
- gruntt0
eye for an eye.
pee on the cat's clothes.
- nLHb0
my brother and cousin and my brothers friend all lived together a long time ago. my cousin had a cat and it always pissed on my brothers friends bed, so one day he got so fed up he put the cat in the shower (had glass doors) and pissed all over her. the cat never pissed on his bed again.
twas a super mean thing to do though :\