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- zoiks
My son (Ben) saw the new Pope on T.V. last night and asked me who he was. This instigated a bunch of follow up questions from him, as he is a very curious 5yr old. He eventually asked me what the Popes name was... I told him "Benedict". He paused and then said...
"Hey Dad, that's my name..."
(Ben)Then with all sincerity he added
"...except my last name's not Dick"
Then milk came out of my wifes nose....
HAHAHA. It still makes me laugh.
See you all tomorrow
- warheros20
hahahahaha, classic. i work with third graders and they say the CRAZIEST shit.
this girl tugged on my sleeve and asked me if i was the red power ranger.
- digitalswarm0
That's the Native American™ one right?
- nLHb0
haha zoiks! that's so cute!
- zoiks0
Yeah. kids are so funny and cute in their innocence. I will treasure that one forever!
- Prev0
HAHA
That's funny!
- ********0
kids are good like that
- ********0
that's not even remotely funny.
- exador10
zoiks, that was absolutely priceless...thanks for posting that!
my daughter is almost two now, and is picking up words like there's no tomorrow..
right now her fav of the day is to go around yelling 'good morning chutemby!'
(chutemby (sp?) is Malayalam for mischievious girl...my wife's family is from India, so our little girl seems to know a hodgdpodge of english and Malayalam...
ok..boring story compared to Zoiks..but i had to share..cheers
ex
- Jaline0
that's hilarious! haha, plus that milk...
- blaw0
hahahahaha, classic. i work with third graders and they say the CRAZIEST shit.
this girl tugged on my sleeve and asked me if i was the red power ranger.
warheros2
(Apr 25 05, 15:06)----
you dress like this for work:
?
- Jaline0
hahaha, the red power ranger! man, i would've been doing all these crazy actions and stuff if they asked me whether I was the pink or yellow ranger. hahaa.
- ********0
oh for fucks sake
When i was like 3/4 year old, my dad was dressing me, and i had this great erection. Which musta puzzled me dad cos i was so young, so he kinda flicked at it with his finger (never forget that flick!) and asked me "why's your cock big" and i said (in my cute 3/4 year old voice) "cos i'm getting older!"
aren't kids cute...
not
- waynepixel0
hahahaha.
- ********0
lol kuz
- Jaline0
that explains a lot, kuz
- vburo0
hahahahahahahahahaha, Kuz!!!!
- rasko40
OMG KUZ YOU WERE SEXUALLY ABUSED!!!!
- nLHb0
poor little kuz :(
- HumanMale0
A cousin of mine (he was about 5 at the time) was out with his Mum at Xmas time and they went to Woolworths to see Father Christmas. He wasn't there and so his Mum took him to another shop to see him there... all was fine, until he got on Santa's knee and said...
"What are you doing here? We've just been to Woolworths to see you and you weren't there..."
Cue the entire que in fits of laughter, including Santa...
Classic.
- gruntt0
my granny once gave me an entire box of cookies. They were mine, all mine. Later in the week I found my father sitting in his easy chair with the box of cookies... empty. I said "you ate my god damn cookies!" and ran out of the living room.
Dad went straight to the store and bought more cookies... and made a decision to watch his language in front of the children.
true story.