is this a joke??
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- vburo0
damn leah, never knew you were that hott!!
- rasko40
Leah confessed to me that she is SO-OO wide that she goes out to bars on her own and spikes her own drink with rohypnol!
- jox0
I told you man! And i hear she got a thing for tomato-like sunburns so I'd say she's definitely in your league.
- vburo0
lol jox.
- nLHb0
hehehee
- vburo0
i heard leah is so wide that when she visits a bar she will sit OVER the barstool..
- Nac0
my dad mustve eeither help to write...or read it before and after he met and married my mom.
- jox0
I didn't hear that because I never heard of a story involving leah where she actually managed to get her wide ass inside.
*sound of crowd going ooooh hooo
- rasko40
leah is so wide that once after seeing santa at his grotto in the mall, she bent over into his sack to pick out her gift, and then all the kids started walking into her ass thinking that was santa's grotto.
She has been banned from that mall ever since. and it is also the reason that santa's are now drunken hobo's.
- jox0
If we keep doing this for a little while longer, I think Leah will develop an eating disorder!
- rasko40
imagine if Leah suddenly became bolemic, omg she would run to the toilet to vomit, the next thing you know, you would be watching the news as they talk about "Mystery Canadian Tsunami Disaster"
- nLHb0
too late :(
*pukes up lunch
- nLHb0
omg rasko! lmao!!!
- vburo0
i heard leah is so wide her bf joined a jamboree that was organized in her intestines..
- rasko40
that was just a rumour vormboat, the truth is that Brazil exists inside Leah's lower intestine, and mardi Gras takes place just above the Colon!
- jox0
Word on the street is that the moonlanding was staged on leah's cellulites, using scale 1:3 space shuttles and regular midgets in nasa outfits.
- vburo0
well you are close enough rasko..
the truth is that all physical matter is in the process of being sucked up in what scientists call the giant black hole, it will still take billions of years..
- jox0
good thing leah's boyfriend isn't around. he'd probably kick our asses. *double checks that the door is locked
- rasko40
its ok because according to that haunted thread, Leah killed her bf and is actually haunted by his ghost!!!
how low can she get?!
- rasko40
FAT & HAUNTED! tat is double suckage.. man she could be that medium from poltergeist 'DONT GO INTO THE LIIIGHT"