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- _smk0
Good work on your promotion _smk. I'm thinking that shoes would be a good inovation for the west of scotland, you should run that past the boss. Might be a bit radical though.
skt
(Apr 22 05, 05:29)Indoor conveniances are first on the action list mate, but thanks for the idea :)
- ********0
Indoor conveniances are first on the action list mate, but thanks for the idea :)
_smk
(Apr 22 05, 05:35)Thats going to involve a fairly intensive, not to mention costly training programme.
- _smk0
Both of you cunts are taking me right off my high now ye basturts.
You'll pay for mocking me
You will pay. *twitch
- paraselene0
oh i see where this is going. some sort of shizzle my nizzle embra gangland shoot out. y'all gonna be ridin' 'round on sheep trying to pull drive by shootings with crossbows next?
- ********0
oh i see where this is going. some sort of shizzle my nizzle embra gangland shoot out. y'all gonna be ridin' 'round on sheep trying to pull drive by shootings with crossbows next?
paraselene
(Apr 22 05, 05:37)bit too much sun the day para?
- _smk0
Indoor conveniances are first on the action list mate, but thanks for the idea :)
_smk
(Apr 22 05, 05:35)Thats going to involve a fairly intensive, not to mention costly training programme.
skt
(Apr 22 05, 05:37)All in the brochure mate - I'm printing off targets right now...
- paraselene0
bit too much sun the day para?
skt(Apr 22 05, 05:38)
nah, i just made the mistake of taking your advice and giving neighbours a second chance. nuked my grey matter good.
- emecks0
Indoor conveniances are first on the action list mate, but thanks for the idea :)
_smk
(Apr 22 05, 05:35)Thats going to involve a fairly intensive, not to mention costly training programme.
skt
(Apr 22 05, 05:37)All in the brochure mate - I'm printing off targets right now...
_smk
(Apr 22 05, 05:38)Whit use are targets if they don't even know whether to stand or sit?
- _smk0
oh i see where this is going. some sort of shizzle my nizzle embra gangland shoot out. y'all gonna be ridin' 'round on sheep trying to pull drive by shootings with crossbows next?
paraselene
(Apr 22 05, 05:37)Sheep Mounted Crossbow™
cheers babe :)
- emecks0
oh i see where this is going. some sort of shizzle my nizzle embra gangland shoot out. y'all gonna be ridin' 'round on sheep trying to pull drive by shootings with crossbows next?
paraselene
(Apr 22 05, 05:37)Sheep Mounted Crossbow™
cheers babe :)
_smk
(Apr 22 05, 05:40)Quality on a stick.
Anthologisation has been completed....
- ********0
nah, i just made the mistake of taking your advice and giving neighbours a second chance. nuked my grey matter good.
paraselene
(Apr 22 05, 05:40)Whats happening?? Is Jack still on the pills? Did Carl ever get married? Is Harold still mental? Did I here something about Lasaders getting blown to fuck and lots of people dying?
God I miss neighbours.
- paraselene0
oh i see where this is going. some sort of shizzle my nizzle embra gangland shoot out. y'all gonna be ridin' 'round on sheep trying to pull drive by shootings with crossbows next?
paraselene
(Apr 22 05, 05:37)Sheep Mounted Crossbow™
cheers babe :)
_smk(Apr 22 05, 05:40)
hey, my pleasure. betcha never knew that among my many qualifications i am also a professional muse.
- emecks0
oh i see where this is going. some sort of shizzle my nizzle embra gangland shoot out. y'all gonna be ridin' 'round on sheep trying to pull drive by shootings with crossbows next?
paraselene
(Apr 22 05, 05:37)Sheep Mounted Crossbow™
cheers babe :)
_smk(Apr 22 05, 05:40)
hey, my pleasure. betcha never knew that among my many qualifications i am also a professional muse.
paraselene
(Apr 22 05, 05:42)Aye but yer no a professional crossbow sheep pilot are ye?
- paraselene0
Whats happening?? Is Jack still on the pills? Did Carl ever get married? Is Harold still mental? Did I here something about Lasaders getting blown to fuck and lots of people dying?
God I miss neighbours.
skt(Apr 22 05, 05:42)
damnation. sussed.
i didn't really watch it.
(this has got to be a record low. lying to my internet friends about having watched daytime television. wtf?)
- paraselene0
Aye but yer no a professional crossbow sheep pilot are ye?
emecks(Apr 22 05, 05:46)
you don't know that.
*loads crossbow and whistles for trusty ram
- paraselene0
Quality on a stick.
Anthologisation has been completed....
emecks(Apr 22 05, 05:41)
*high-fives _smk
ta!
- emecks0
Aye but yer no a professional crossbow sheep pilot are ye?
emecks(Apr 22 05, 05:46)
you don't know that.
*loads crossbow and whistles for trusty ram
paraselene
(Apr 22 05, 05:48)*giggles infantile giggle
hehehe she said "ram"*realises afternoon's meeting has been cancelled
*contemplates working
*can't be arsed
- _smk0
professional crossbow sheep pilot.
emecks
(Apr 22 05, 05:46)That's IT! Innovations Manager or no, tomorrow I quit design to follow my new calling!
I am right now knocking up my professional certification.
I shall attend your next drinks in a recruitment capacity if anyone wishes to join my new mercenary troop.
- paraselene0
I shall attend your next drinks in a recruitment capacity if anyone wishes to join my new mercenary troop.
_smk(Apr 22 05, 05:51)
fantastique!
*runs to homebase in search of blue paint
- emecks0
I am right now knocking up my professional certification.
I shall attend your next drinks in a recruitment capacity if anyone wishes to join my new mercenary troop.
_smk
(Apr 22 05, 05:51)just make sure you dinnae knock up the sheep... the maintenance payments are a veritable cunt.