Good news and bad news
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- shellie0
i need to take vitamins.
nobody really does that anymore.
- skt0
In fact this whole thread reminds me of a joke.
Dr: Well do you want the good news or the bad news?
Patient: Well I guess I'll start with the bad news.
Dr: You only have 6 days to live.
Patient: Oh my god, whats the good news?
Dr: Well, you see that really hot girl in the photo on my desk?
Patient: Yes...
Dr: Well thats my new girlfriend, and in about 3 hours i'm going to be balls deep inside her.
- rasko40
I am constantly negging at my hair for that, I'm like "dammit hair will you darn your fucking pockets, you're always losing those damn amino acids"
fucking hair never listens, too many strands you see, not enough union of thought.
- rasko40
lol a good oldie skt :)
- skt0
Thats why communism is good for hair, I wash mine in it every day.
- shellie0
hah i like where this is going.
- tehgee0
shellie is this abou tyour stepdad??
- rasko40
Stalin Pro V™
- vburo0
look at North-Korea, then look at your hair.
it IS possible..
- rasko40
they have a really hardline brand ideology at Head & Shoulders™ over in North Korea so I hear.
- skt0
Aye, Head & Pointy Stickā¢.
- rasko40
"split ends eh? no problem, we'll nip that in the bud sir - Yung Gi, bring the guillotine!"
- shellie0
no tara my stepdad has cancer.
one of my friends was found dead on tuesday.
- tehgee0
im so sorry :(
good luck sundayi just read the second one i thougth this was about smoking
- or hair... now im confused heh
- shellie0
I quit smoking. thats the good news! And, now I can smile... cos I've got white teeth and they're purdy. It's always good to have something to smile about even considering the circumstances.
Some weird lessons in life this year. Very very weird. But also good lessons I think.
- mr_snuggles0
I'm holding out for dentures, take 'em out at night, throw 'em in a glass with cleanser, it's a sweet deal...
- tehgee0
man i wanted to get em whitened for the summer but i had to pay mr tax man - so looks liek whitestrips fo me :/ haha
i probably smile too much anyway tho - laughing at nothing liek a fruitcake...
i also only wash my hair once a month but condition it every day
- shellie0
over washing your hair isnt good. conditioning is good... i know so many girls who refuse to ease up on that ish.. yet they wonder why their hair always looks like ass.
- nLHb0
do crest whitestrips really work?
- uhohseangettio0
Shellie you be mad grillin' people..