eu vs us
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http://designerror.com/ntshit/eu…
true or false?
- ********0
True, in some respects.
The other difference being that some US states are populated by homos who have laws against visible g-strings. Well... homos or maybe the women are just fucking appalling examples of humans.
- clerk0
true except for scotland. i spent last weekend in glascow and i've never seen so many big girls...
- ********0
i spent last weekend in glascow and i've never seen so many big girls...
clerk
(Apr 20 05, 01:46)
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So you met MX?
- emecks0
true except for scotland. i spent last weekend in glascow and i've never seen so many big girls...
clerk
(Apr 20 05, 01:46)SHUT IT YOU YA DUNDERHIED!
Or I'll give the fatties yer address.
*although it is unfortunately true that we have more than our fair share of hackit creatures. I'm sure the same applies to blokes.
- emecks0
i spent last weekend in glascow and i've never seen so many big girls...
clerk
(Apr 20 05, 01:46)
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So you met MX?
determinedmoth
(Apr 20 05, 01:49)Calling me a fat burd??
- ********0
i know a fat chick that moved to Scotland.. she felt more love there for some reason..
- ********0
Calling me a fat burd??
emecks
(Apr 20 05, 01:53)Aye.
- emecks0
Calling me a fat burd??
emecks
(Apr 20 05, 01:53)Aye.
determinedmoth
(Apr 20 05, 01:54)Just ye wait till I get freighted down tae London town,
I'll smother ye with one of my gargantuan baps.
- pascii0
the whole western world is too fat!
- _smk0
true except for scotland. i spent last weekend in glascow and i've never seen so many big girls...
clerk
(Apr 20 05, 01:46)true. Coming home from holidays in Europe is always very depressing. Greasy boxers scowling about dragging their fat arses along behind them.
Bit of a generalisation there, to be fair, but I don't really care...
- emecks0
the whole western world is too fat!
pascii
(Apr 20 05, 02:01)I have a radical solution.
It involves converting fat to energy.
- pascii0
...but thanks god we haven't invented 'light beer'
- paraselene0
true.
-ish.
i gotta admit. going back to the states is always a nauseating experience.
but the british isles ain't doin' ALL that much better.
- rabattski0
i've read an article recently that stated that obesity is in the uprise everywhere in the western world, not just america, but you know yanks have to be first in everything :) anyways obesity is getting a lot worse in europe as well (and will only get more worse).
- save0
Thank God for the g-string !!
- 5timuli0
There aren't any fat girls in Leith - they're all on heroin. But it is full of fucking losers - just like me :D
- paraselene0
eh, hey. crack cocaine might just be the answer...
*scratches head
- emecks0
If yer a fatty please don't read as it WILL cause you distress at my unimaginable harshness.
THE ANSWER:
The biggest problems facing the west are two fold, one is obesity and the other is energy shortage.
Aha cry I, these problems can surely be solved to cancel each other.... if only it were possible to convert all that energy locked away inside fatties.
Well ladies and gentlemen it IS possible with MX's fatteries (thanks vespa for that name)
basically a fattery is like a multi-storey treadmill facility where fatties are required to run the excess weight off and supply the national grid with MEGAWATTS.You may ask how it would be possible to convince the fatties to do this..... well the answer I'm afraid is more practical than humane. If they won't run they get incinerated - due to the high calorific value of fat their combustion would also release vast quantities of energy.
- _smk0
fascist basturt!!
*munch munch
- paraselene0
good one, mx. what the hell happened to your running-mate, kuz? weren't the two of you working on a manifesto? i think you kids might be able to swing the vote...