How are you?
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- determinedmoth0
I still want it's balls.
- paraselene0
you can't have it both ways, moth:
balls or brains?
- emecks0
see if ye get it's stomach and ask the butcher for a bag of whatever he can scrape off the floor....
ye could stuff yer own haggis!
- determinedmoth0
I'll stuff it with it's balls! I WANT IT'S BALLS! IN A BAG - IN MY POT!
- emecks0
I ever tell ye about the lady who went to B&Q and enquired about testicle glue??
The guy she asked was most puzzled and asked her if she was sure she meant testicle glue?
She assured him she was and said yes yes my husband has told me about this testicle glue....
After a long think it suddenly dawns on the assistant:
"I think you mean Bostick madam"
(from the scots "Baw stick")
- Gordy220
I went to a cash point at the weekend and it told me 2 words that has had a huge impace on my life...
"Insufficient funds"
2 weeks 'til payday.
That's how I'm doing.
- numberoneson0
I am with you Gordy, i am stretched, stressed, scared, bored, broke, hungry and nervous. I am waiting for the storm to clear, I hope it happens soon.
- determinedmoth0
Christ almighty... Looks like I need to invite the lot of you over.
- emecks0
moth's soup kitchen and sheep testicle emporiumâ„¢
- tehgee0
i need a hug :(
- emecks0
*hugs gee
- tehgee0
don tell chop hes still mad about the toothbrush thing :)
- emecks0
my lips are sealed ;)
- pascii0
little before30 crisis here
- skt0
Monday comedown and a complete lack of cash money. arses.
- soda0
*hugs gee
emecks
(Apr 18 05, 04:12)*gets a boner
- paraselene0
*hugs gee
emecks
(Apr 18 05, 04:12)*gets a boner
soda(Apr 18 05, 04:25)
OI! does this look like the 'i'm back too' thread to you, mister?
- soda0
*dances into thread with a skip and a song in his heart.....
**views the horror of sheep gut, brain and balls wrapped up in skintness.
***Exits thread with a cunning plan to cheer everyone up by bumping the "I'm Back Too!!" thread!
- emecks0
*hugs gee
emecks
(Apr 18 05, 04:12)*gets a boner
soda(Apr 18 05, 04:25)
OI! does this look like the 'i'm back too' thread to you, mister?
paraselene
(Apr 18 05, 04:26)*glances over at para the teacher
*nods to soda "nice one"
chants "here we go again!" quietly to himself
- soda0
OI! does this look like the 'i'm back too' thread to you, mister?
paraselene
(Apr 18 05, 04:26)heh
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