dodgy neighbours
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- Dita_kz
really bothered about my so called neighbours in the block i live in. Just popped out to the shop to get some beers in and there was some girl and a bloke in the stairwell looking well suspicious! She looked absolutely fucked!! He looked really creepy! Now I'm sitting here wondering whether to call the police or not but if i do they will probably know its me and come and get me! I'm positive theres some fucking dealer/pimp in the stairwell! I can't wait to move from here! What am I gonna do!
- rasko40
get drunk.
then you wont care about what you say.
- Jaline0
call the police.
or move out and then call the police. or have two identities, like in A Scanner Darkly.
- acescence0
pretend you live in brooklyn
- Dita_kz0
just went out to check to see if they were still there but they were gone - but I think I'm gonna go out and check again later incase they popped out for some tin foil. In the meantime I'm gonna continue getting drunk!
- rasko40
a few years I lived in this place and to get in I had to use this alley round the back, I discovered that some whore was using it to turn tricks, when I finally saw her there standing around I looked at her in the face and said "Please stop using my alley to fuck people in for money"
I didn't see her again. coincidence I'm sure, she's probably chopped up and at the bottom of the canal.
- jox0
Fart in your mail slot from the inside. Smoke them out, ghetto style!
- rasko40
thats the same position jox adopts when waiting for his mail in the morning. I hear he can't stop himself mail ordering salami's.
- jox0
You would know, salami delivery boy! (Thanks for the other night's special, that Austrian curry würst was exciting)
- scarabin0
two people hanging out in their own garage?
god, no! call the police!
- johannes0
post some pictures of yourself getting drunk
- Dita_kz0
http://www.stimuli.co.uk/nt/drun…
there ya go johannes!!! Theres are a little old though!