Satan?
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- RevoltOne
True story:
I was down in Newport Beach on business last week working on my laptop and having a beer at a nice little outdoor cafe when I hear some people talking in low tones, they cant see me because it's dark and there was a hedge separating the two outside cafe's...but I hear something about satan.
So I perk my ears...
this is what the fuckers were saying-" having satan in my life has really opened doors that were way out of reach for many years"
"When I talk, he listens...my financial status is what I never imagined since I've welcomed him into my life"
I'm thinking, " who the fuck are these ass holes, are they for real?
no shit, like 20 minutes of this bullshit goes by and they get up, two OLD ASS fools! pimped out suits and big fat rings on there swollen hands...along with big floppy gold watches...they start to walk by me and both turn and pin me w/ there eyes! I was thinking "fuck! these motherfuckers are going to rain hell fire down on me" but they just look at me with the death eye for a sec and leave.......devil worshiping fucks.I'm not a religious man but damn that shit creeped me out.
- algorithm0
i know who you are and where you live...
- RevoltOne0
Haha!...bring it.
- Jaline0
i worked at this restaurant once and people were doing the same thing. they all took a hold of each other's hands and starting mumbling things.
since i had nothing to do, i was told to wander around and clean tables. so i ended up cleaning the table right beside them a few times. around the second time, they got really pissed off and yelled at me b/c they said they were in the middle of doing something important and didn't want me to know!
- mevsthem0
that's fucked up!...!...!...
- mevsthem0
HAH you should have said a scripture from the Bible when they looked at you.
- RevoltOne0
I would have.....but all I know is
" I've given you all the seed bearing plants on earth to use"
from cypress hill.....
- mevsthem0
Thats why you ahve to get a pocket size Bible. ;)
- k770
"I'm telling God on you!! He's gonna kick your ass!"
- nick0
thats totally fucked, i would be scared too
- RevoltOne0
The fucked up part about it is they were serious, they were not fucking around.
They knew I heard em cuz I was right on the other side of the hedge.
- exador10
this SOOOO
reminds of a great cartoon at Sinfest..
God up in the clouds with a hand puppet, mocking the devil, who's down on the ground watching..
http://sinfest.net/d/20000212.ht…gets me every time...too funny
- k770
exador1, that's beautiful man. bwahahaa
- uhohseangettio0
12 hailmarys then you good to go...
:D
- Mal0
Let not the deep swallow ye up.
- Hym0
sell soulsl on Ebay, written in blood obviously on on a nice piece of parchment to kick up the value, you can sell your own and that of others as many times as you like but take care of your blood pressure.
Getting Rich for Dummies - by satan
- elahon0
Ok, I'm a little drunk rifht now, and I normally would not comment on something in the religion field, as I am agnostic, but why are people who "worship" satan ANY different from people who "worship" jesus, besides the fact they are opposites?
They are both imaginary!! (IMHO, anyways) What's the big fucking deal? People say the same thing about Jesus, that he made their blind child see again, that he made them win the lottery because they preyed to him that they would, blah blah blah. People seem to blindly accept that at the drop of a hat, without question.
I don't know, as I said, I've been into the wine tonight.
DINOSAURS WERE NOT PUT HERE TO TEST OUR FAITH!!!
A touch of Bill Hicks kicking in.
Carry on.
Rant over.
*pours another glass of wine.
- uberdesigner0
fat men in suits who are in league with satan. imagine that.
- matt250
hehe i had that same dinosaur thought tonight