Domain SCAM!
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- jox
I just got a letter in the mail, saying that my domain is about to expire in a few months and its extremely important that I renew it.
The letterhead says "Domain registry of America" but they are located in London (or this is where you should send your credit card info).
They expect me to check the 5-year renewal box (for like 80 euros), fill in my credit card number on this stupid "domains of AMERICA" letter and then use their little return-envelope to a LONDON address with "apartment 526" in it. LMAO!
WHO IN LONDON WANTS TO GO BERSERK FOR ME?
- ********0
scan in a picture of you flipping him off and a letter that says
'thanks for touching this. it's laced with poison. fucker. AMERICA.... FUCK YEAH!'
- ********0
hahahaa kOna
Also tell them they are being sued by The Royal Family of Monaco. Make it all official with a logo and what not. Mail it to them.
- jox0
The Royal Family of Monaco is busy suing themselves now that papa Monaco just died and they're fighting about who should get what.
But I'm so gonna use the return-envelope to send him a pucture of a (non-bleached) browneye.
- jox0
(i mean send that to the scammer. the royal family ain't ge'in nu'ing)
- ********0
omg. a merger of the two. jaxz's and mine.
wait for one of those nigerian emails. print it out and send that to him, say you'll renew with him if he sends you 10,000 so you can both split the 30 million or whatever.
omg, its brilliant!
- ********0
I own about 150 domain names. I get letters from those jokers every week. Line your birdcage with it.
- jox0
omg the stamp says Jamaica! bwahaha
- paraselene0
gimme that address! i'll pop round with moth and kuz!
- jox0
56 Gloucester Rd. Suite 526
- ********0
yeah you gotta use the POISON f*ck them dude
- jox0
Get'em, boys!
- paraselene0
you gotta postcode for that thing?
- jox0
So help me think of something to send them. White powder or any poison-looking stuff is a no-no, I don't wanna be accused of spreading SARS.
Tubgirl? I have a pretty bitchin' printer, it's gonna be very detailed.
- jox0
SW7 4UB
- paraselene0
*whistles
south ken.
super posh digs.
this scamming business must pay the bills okay.
- jox0
Right! That should make the home invasion fairly lucrative for you too, then! Slap them silly, grab what you can carry and run out of there!
- Kilroy0
gimme that address! i'll pop round with moth and kuz!
paraselene
(Apr 14 05, 07:54)
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I'll bet you'll find Kuz in there licking envelopes and chuckling to himself whilst sat on a pile of vacuum packed ricin and bundles of cash.
- paraselene0
gimme that address! i'll pop round with moth and kuz!
paraselene
(Apr 14 05, 07:54)
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I'll bet you'll find Kuz in there licking envelopes and chuckling to himself whilst sat on a pile of vacuum packed ricin and bundles of cash.
Kilroy(Apr 14 05, 08:04)
i wondered why that address rang a bell...
i'm sure that's where we went the night that kuz promised us:
• two (2) cans of stella artois
• one (1) hit of hashish
• half (1/2) of an hallucinogenic mushroom and
• a partridge in a pear treefor the record: he did not deliver!
- ********0
well yae didn't come back to my gaff though did ya para? eh? after i offered you me bed an all! (to share with me ofcourse)
- ********0
I live in the isle of dogs, not south Kensington
*takes lighter to Kensington lease and shreds all "how to cook Ricin documents
wot? it's all innocent i swear guv'na!