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- Mimio0
Maybe you could use the Hammer of Thor to remove it?
- discipler0
or, should I ask him why he remained a monkey while I did not?
- ********0
By the Beard of Zues did you really have to bring Thor's hammer into this? Damn you.
- Mimio0
Did you look in the book "The Acts of Gad the Seer" for your supernatural explaination?
- discipler0
or, should I ask him if he's studied enough to know the difference between the Norse myths and history?
- Mimio0
After weighing all the evidence objectively I'm sure you had no choice but to conclude that the Big Bad Supernatural Blood God created everything out of sheer delight, right?
Wait, does that sound like myth too?
Did you ask the monkey first?
- discipler0
mmm, shouldn't i ask him first if he's acquainted with this strange deity you speak of?
- Mimio0
Why can't you admit you came from apes?
Does it hurt your ego?
Haven't you seen the recent hominid findings?
- Mimio0
Isn't the word of the Big Bad Supernatual Blood God written on his heart?
- ********0
How long are you two going to go at this?
Ever heard of I.M.?
Email?
- discipler0
Can't you admit that archaeology and science tells us there has never been a transitional form discovered to suggest that a genome could change to become a whole nother species?
Is it so hard to believe that hominids were a humanoid animal species, now extinct?
- discipler0
Monkey asks: "Don't you know that the most distinctive differences is the feet. Ape feet are like our hands, with an opposable big toe (like our thumb). Human feet are different from any in the animal world—no other has feet like ours?"
- ribit0
Isnt the lack of transitional forms a myth?
- discipler0
Monkey asks: "Don't they know that only evidence has been found for minor adaptation (on a microevolutionary scale) which is consistent with science and an Intelligent Design world view, but that 0... 0 evidence has been found for a macroevolutionary jump from one species to another? Don't they know that there are many kinds of cats, but cats are still cats... not dogs?"
- Mimio0
Has your monkey heard of the gene MYH16?
A gene that's active in primates, that's also in the human genome but not active.
- Mimio0
Why is it that the theory of evolution has predicted more archeological discoveries than any of theory?
- ********0
have you heard of my monkey?
*singing
myyyyyyyyy monkey has a first name. it's o-s-c-a-r, myyyy monkey has a second name it's jim. and if you touch my monkey any day, i will punch you then i'll sayyyyyy..... touch my monkey and you'll pay cause i'm little k-capital-O-little n-and a.bitches.
- ribit0
Do you think that Earth is the centre of the universe?
- ********0
if i fart into my microphone during a video conference can you smell it?
- ********0
why 200?