GTA: My VP's Office
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- nburlington
One co-worker has a trick during meetings. In his mind he screams "Mary Had a Little Lamb" to drown out the discussion.
Mine is to plan strategy for trashing someone's workspace.
Where would you hide the raw hamburger meat?
What desktop trinket would you put through the monitor?
What gets written on the wall? What do you write it in?
I think it obvious when I do this. My eyes dart around and I focus intently on inanimate objects to get a sense of their weight and potential trajectories. I think my jaw goes slack too.
- cosmo0
I'm not giving u no ideas buddy.
U want to do it, come up with your own ideas for this evil plan of yours.
- QuincyArcher0
GTA, huh?
one of my favorite games is final fantasy 7. so i like to envision myself and certain clients embroiled in an epic with swords and magic.
- nburlington0
Or like throwing potions in people's faces?
- QuincyArcher0
totally. one of my coworkers died, so i had to give him a phoenix down...ok that was too much...i'm done now.
- scarabin0
nerds
- ********0
what video game is the one where i kill everyone with my bosses leg, then when i'm done all the hot chicks in the office want to do me?
cause that's a good game.
i wish i were real.