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- kld0
Ahh v3 I come in jest, heads like you I put to the test
cause I know you strong, you can take it, I ain't that hard but I sure can fake itSo put down the nine and pick up the bong and nod ya head while I sing this song.
- spongebob0
that didn't rhyme shit, easy
your words ain't slick, but queasy
haul your LOTR ass back to the land of New Z
- JazX0
at about 130 BPM with a treble kicker:
Um back at home
Ringin' the phone
Looking for son
strange one's gone
such a pity shame
fuckin' silly game
the black one's gone
and i'm all alone*1983 Fat Boys beat box
- Gusto0
RAP VIDEO
Cast:
JM Gusto
Reggie Rawkus
Adam Smith
Reginol Tone
Tokka Toke
Double Dog
SHANTEL
JALINE
BROWN
SURGERWe enter the beautiful 10,000 square foot beach front property of JM Gusto. In side we see Gusto chilling wth the crew, playing Playstation4.
TOKKA TOKE: Damn Gusto, you get all the cool shit before it comes out. How you get the PS4 before PS3 even come out?
GUSTO: Enjoy my console, do not question my console.
DOUBLE DOG: Yo Gusto you got the woman, you got the fast cars, you got the expensive cigars. Gusto why don't you let your crew know how you do?
GUSTO (scanning the room carefully): yeah,...yeah. ok You got my back?
CREW IN UNISON : GUSTO252 you know we do.
Aiight then: (GUSTO cracks his knuckles, throws his neck back making a sharp snap. And after chewing on the inside of his lip for a few seconds, spits a red stream of blood onto a freshly buffed white marble floor
a thick, juicy beat begins as Gusto fires up:I spit red
The color of romance,
My pants
cost
more than your cigars
my garage is
full of fancy french cars.
THE CREW IN UNISON:
But me don't drive em'
no no
And we ain't hidin' em'
no no
These rides we be stylin'
Make the bitches go wil'nSHANTEL, JALINE, BROWN SURGER in unison:
Because we plaaaay... all ya nigga's wanna make us staaaay... but all ya all wanna do is *bleep* and *bleep* and *bleep* *bleep*
Thats because I'm Gusto
you silly hoe, you didn't know?
You roll up my Benjies, sniff my blo and then you go?
no, I don't think so. Now sit yo ass down and we hit the Buddah Brown.
Hommies:
But me don't drive em'
no no
And we ain't hidin' em'
no no
These rides we be stylin
Make the bitches get wil'nDOUBLE DOG:
Girl I ain't ridin' you, and you know there's no hidin' you [DOUBLE DOG points to BROWN SURGARS BOOTY).
What to do? What to do? I'll throw that ass into the pool.SHANTEL, JALINE, BROWN SURGER in unison:
Because we
plaaaay...
all ya nigga's wanna make us staaaay...
but all ya all wanna do is *bleep* and *bleep* and *bleep* *bleep*
- robbie_m0
3 2 1 ending my Mon
waxing off you fuckers
like daniel son
- mrdobolina0
I have never laughed at anything you have ever posted on NT.
- easy_target0
well its good to see y'all are back after packin your bongs and dissin the crack
the crew have made it clear coke is whack so i'll steer well clear
as for the dissin it all in good fun so version3 put away your gun
and get the mad skills flowin back on track all i can say about the laptops are at least they are a MAC
- ekyl0
This is what I do,
called NT foo,
If you don't like it im gonna show you :)
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
- brandelec0
he chillin with the polish girlie
she's fake but his pubes are curly
- gruntt0
mr dobolina can not rhyme.
well at least he didn't that time ^
- scarabin0
easy tar-get
you're a cheesy 'tard, yet-
you'd make a good pet
yappin' at my heels
i'd run over you with wheelsplease don't tell me that you're done-
'cause i have just begun
beating you with vowels
you'll clean up the blood with towels
- e-pill0
this is the best thread!
jazxing all the way!
- easy_target0
all you suckas can stand i awe cos easy_target just steped thru tha door
i may be a bit of an NT n00b but dont mistake that for a b00b
all you haters of this thread shut the fu*k up and go back to bed
- Jaline0
the best thread is threadkiller
:P
- JazX0
e-pill's the man
punk he's not
maybe does coke
maybe does pot
- JazX0
When I hit 30K
You can have you f*ckin' day
Then I'll quit, take a sh*t
Die a happy fat pig
- gruntt0
jazx is the man with too many faces. he once got busted and fell into disgraces.
- kbags0
NT-NT Raps
gonna keep comin back
like the empire to the jedi,
like the hair on your backLike clicks to my keyboard
and chinese buffet smorgasbord
like the chronic when you get high
like your girl becuz she's boredNT-NT Raps yo
goonna keep coming back
gonna keep coming back
all day long.
- JazX0
gruntt is funny
ain't got money
too much wife
took his life;)