NT Raps
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- JazX0
That much is true
I'll give up two to you
you can't make me stinkier
I live in a loo
- rockonski0
doo doo
woopy doo
scooby doo
snacks
i got 2 packs
get it?
2 pacs?
- zaire0
I wouldn't give you my poo
It cost a dolla or two
My dogsh!t shoe
smell better than you
- JazX0
I do like poo
but not from you
I step on your @ss
like a dogsh*t shoe
- zaire0
No one picked it up , so I'll throw the poo.
Like the monkies do at the brooklyn zoo.
BROOKLYN Zuh
Shame on yuh, when you step through to the ol dirty bastad
BROOKLYN Zuh
- zaire0
Yo I like poo,
this much is true
when I do the doo
yo ass is through.word
- tank0
son of god,
get it dickwodi hammer down with words
y'all be left in a stroke
i'm the preacher..yeah dopei callz for action,for my supressed homies in the ghetto,
my words like a stilleto,in a flash i'm gone.
one.
tank as son ;)
- ilovepill0
someone sing for me!!!!!!!!
:)
- JazX0
Sean is here
Backwords too
I smell good
You like poo
- Gusto0
RAP VIDEO
Cast:
JM Gusto
Reggie Rawkus
Adam Smith
Reginol Tone
Tokka Toke
Double Dog
SHANTEL
JALINE
BROWN
SURGERWe enter the beautiful 10,000 square foot beach front property of JM Gusto. In side we see Gusto chilling wth the crew, playing Playstation4.
TOKKA TOKE: Damn Gusto, you get all the cool shit before it comes out. How you get the PS4 before PS3 even come out?
GUSTO: Enjoy my console, do not question my console.
DOUBLE DOG: Yo Gusto you got the woman, you got the fast cars, you got the expensive cigars. Gusto why don't you let your crew know how you do?
GUSTO (scanning the room carefully): yeah,...yeah. ok You got my back?
CREW IN UNISON : GUSTO252 you know we do.
Aiight then: (GUSTO cracks his knuckles, throws his neck back making a sharp snap. And after chewing on the inside of his lip for a few seconds, spits a red stream of blood onto a freshly buffed white marble floor
a thick, juicy beat begins as Gusto fires up:I spit red
The color of romance,
My pants
cost
more than your cigars
my garage is
full of fancy french cars.
THE CREW IN UNISON:
But me don't drive em'
no no
And we ain't hidin' em'
no no
These rides we be stylin'
Make the bitches go wil'nSHANTEL, JALINE, BROWN SURGER in unison:
Because we plaaaay... all ya nigga's wanna make us staaaay... but all ya all wanna do is *bleep* and *bleep* and *bleep* *bleep*
Thats because I'm Gusto
you silly hoe, you didn't know?
You roll up my Benjies, sniff my blo and then you go?
no, I don't think so. Now sit yo ass down and we hit the Buddah Brown.
Hommies:
But me don't drive em'
no no
And we ain't hidin' em'
no no
These rides we be stylin
Make the bitches get wil'nDOUBLE DOG:
Girl I ain't ridin' you, and you know there's no hidin' you [DOUBLE DOG points to BROWN SURGARS BOOTY).
What to do? What to do? I'll throw that ass into the pool.SHANTEL, JALINE, BROWN SURGER in unison:
Because we
plaaaay...
all ya nigga's wanna make us staaaay...
but all ya all wanna do is *bleep* and *bleep* and *bleep* *bleep*
- visualeipstm0
newstoday rock mind
simlulating like the time
look at me watch me rhyme
its all about design
newstoday rock futuristic
a lot of links mystic
had a problem
but they fixed it
- nburlington0
everytime this thread gets bumped: my productivity slumps
i'm trying to be a go getter: resumes and cover letters
but NT Raps counteracts my intentions: distracts from what needs attention.
now my five year plan reads like a polar bear in a snow storm: my future is a newspaper mattress and cardboard to keep warm.
- Phaze0
Ak is fresh, so is mr.lif.
Enters the Colossus is some real next level sh*t.
- blackspade0
LOL.
no attempt made to hide the fact that was a copy and paste.
Akrobatik - internet mcees
- Phaze0
surley you jeest kid, oh no, not a copy and paste, with little doctored verses I beat you rockin purses with taste, shit so fuckin weak yeah I spray em with mace.
Kids wanna get Phazed out, spades get played then filayed like trout. Leave em black and blue like they back in school.Check out the project blowed every tuesday night, I rip that shit for real in the streets or rockin a mic.
Project Blowed
4321 Leimert St LA CAcheck it out for real open mic hip hope..and step if ya dare.
Phaze will clean heads up and I'm harvesting hair, scalp ya like a dian leave ya smoother then nair.
- blackspade0
"The internet's your medium of choice
cause nobody really wants to hear your corny ass voice
You ain't a MC just because you could type
On the mic in real life your ass'll get sniped
You a man with a mouse who can't rock the house
Jerkin off to gay porn while wearin your girl's blouse
You know you never seen no real life fame
So you're lookin for some recognition through a screen name
(No doubt) No threat, y'all ain't the pro set
Rappin ten years and not a paid show yet
I love to get online and shine and drop bombs
but my music can be found on more than dot coms (word up)
Your website gets a whole lot of hits (right)
but in the real world son you ain't sayin shit
Cats run they mouth on AOL
but everytime they drop a twelve inch, they don't sell
You love the anonymnity, you hide behind the shadow
Always tryin to get someone to chatroom battle
Cryin cause heads only rhyme one syllable
Who made the rule you gotta use every millisec
because it's fillable?
I'ma snatch your webmaster, break both his legs
Post it on your site, format it as .jpeg's
Rip you on your own site and sign your guestbook
then go into your chatroom and leave the rec shook
What percent of these rappers can compete? (Nil)
Reboot they whole shit, control-alt-delete
Yo, you can have a PC and a Mac
but you internet MC's can't see AKIf a rapper try to diss.. wh-wh-when you online
I ahh I ahh crush the motherfucker[Verse Two]
Carpal tunnel syndrome, can't make a fist
I rip every MC on your buddy list
Show the light to you so bright that your eyesight fail
Now you doin all your correspondence through eBraile
Cats get online and start all types of static
But heads without computers know whassup with Akrobatik (true dat)
cause I rock real mics in real life
Rip real crowds, real shows, real cyphz
Plus your anonymous gab, it don't bother me
I don't give a fuck if you got AOL or Prodigy
Your crew screams that you the illest of all time
when your only fans are all your nerdy friends that rhyme
And even if you was nice, no one'll ever hear
cause you in front the keyboard too much to develop your career
(Say word) And half of y'all is just teenagers
You don't know jack about what rippin up the stage is
So I'ma get a crew of online MC pirates (right)
Infect all your computers with a flesh-eatin virus (uh-huh)
Chew up all your fingers so you can no longer type (say what?)
then expose your lack of flow when you approach the open mic
So internet MC's, heed my advice
Online keystyles don't make you nice
Bring it to the streets and start to rabble rousin
Sincerely yours, Akro 2000
What percent of these rappers can compete? (Nil)
Reboot they whole shit, control-alt-delete
Yo, you can have a PC and a Mac
but you internet MC's can't see AK "
- JazX0
hahhaa funny sh*t yo
- Phaze0
aight,
I grab the mic and eat it up like BBQ ribs, then I rip ya style and spit for miles and bounce to the crib, yo all things happen for a reason and thats how it is, my style is wild I'll stay a while I'm serving you kids.cruzin through the crib, chewin on a rib and I cant find my blunt and that shit is kinda spooky....
.RIP MCOS.
- uhohseangettio0
"Keep thinking you the man of steel,
Cause the canon will,
Take yo' legs right from under ya, like banana peels...""I've been doing this for years...
while i'm climbing to the top...
why not end a couple of careers..."Seangetti...
- Phaze0
haha...thats some wack shit ya'll.
funny though...."my chick is a dude?" haha thats so gay JazX.
Ya rhyme are so wack yeah that shits a crime, lack so many skills try ya luck as a mime, ya rhyme about gay porn and how ya ass gets torn and ya say it with ease like "yo thats the norm".;)
like I said,.... FIDNA.