PVN Anthology II
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- vburo0
hengelo netherlands
I'm moving there.
lilbabyarm
(Apr 13 05, 19:41)hahahaahahahahhahaha!!!!
oh man!
hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah...
- vburo0
my favourite read is Mr. Sneeze from the Mr. Men series, has been for years.
Seriously no girl actually looks like the picture on the right, soon as ye look further than the top shelf at the newsagents you'll see what I mean, course ye might want to nip into SpecSavers as well, I hear myopia can be a side effect of top shelf lust.
(....)
emecks
(Apr 14 05, 04:12)mwuhahahahahaha!!!!
- vespa0
uh, so, yeah. i'd fuck kafka. i like men with funny ears...
tortured n' talented, innit!
paraselene
(Apr 14 05, 05:05)
- vburo0
People who believe in this fantasy deserve all the self-loathing angst they'll accrue from never finding their ideal mate.
(Goes back to whacking-off to photos of Ruby Wax & Vanessa Feltz)
Nairn
(Apr 14 05, 04:19)
- vburo0
take your morals, shove them up yer arse and get back to pushing pixels for your dinner money.
toe_knee
(Apr 14 05, 04:23)
- JazX0
No. There are no cool sites left. The era of the cool web is over.
All your sites are us.
TheTick
(Apr 14 05, 06:30)
- gruntt0
does essex count?
Engage_London
(Apr 14 05, 06:04)not beyond 10 in my experience.
emecks(Apr 14 05, 06:43)
- paraselene0
chip pan fires:
#1 cause of house fires in Scotland,
#1 cause of sunburn in Holland.
emecks(Apr 14 05, 06:42)
lmfao!
- Kuz0
Aye, last year Kuz was gay 4 pay, now he's black 4 crack
emecks
(Apr 14 05, 07:31)
- JazX0
scan in a picture of you flipping him off and a letter that says
'thanks for touching this. it's laced with poison. fucker. AMERICA.... FUCK YEAH!'
kOna
(Apr 14 05, 07:47)
- blaw0
"Briterish"
snuggles
(Apr 14 05, 09:08)
- _smk0
vespa comes back to the fold after a lengthy absence and a measly 27 posts is all that can be mustered and she had to write 4 of them herself.
That is piss poor.
emecks
(Apr 5 05, 07:56)we've come a long way, baby.
paraselene
(Apr 14 05, 09:06)I'm hoping The Vespa is going to tell us something else about Vietnam on post 1000.
It's been a farking long wait I tell you...
And only multiple wanks, a crak cubicle, a love you lunchtime, three break-ups (including Richard and Judy) one muslim wedding, a cross channel fight between trisha and kilroy, muchos racism, architect nazis, banjos, dildos, sofas, coffeshops, speech impedements getting you laid for the first time ever, boxing injuries almost becoming sexy, more wanking, MX becoming a sex god, pink nipple paint, anal leakage, much trouser stainage, a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat, an immigration rip off, an immigration cover up, at least two marriages of convienience and NO MENTION OF VIETNAM!!!!!!oh yes....
Hi Vespa, welcome back.
loving your tunes.
lots of love.
The Raging B-B-Banjo.
x
soda
(Apr 14 05, 09:21)in case you were wondering...
- soda0
ta _smk!
- jevad0
bollocks
pascii
(Dec 17 04, 03:49)
- grayhood0
if you drop a phonograph needle on gee's nipple, it plays the beach boys' 'pet sounds'
mattyd(Apr 14 05, 11:33)
- JazX0
on to my 10 Comm. Quiz:
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ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.'*yeah whatever, can't put anything before something that doesn't exist*
TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'
*just you wait til i start sculpting*
THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.'
*christ, what the fuck does this mean?*
FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.'
*tattered jeans ready to go*
FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.'
*check and check*
SIX: 'You shall not murder.'
*would given the chance*
SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.'
*too late*
EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.'
*too late*
NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.'
*check*
TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbour's house; you shall not covet your neighbour's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbour's.'
*oops*
I am a shining 10 commandments failure
version3
(Apr 14 05, 12:31)
- jevad0
Texas si hott tehse dyas. Waht!?!?
Im dsylxeic!!!!!!
fcuk fof!
JazX
(Apr 14 05, 13:06)
- Visia0
do me a favor and take off the caps lock and shift buttons from your pc keyboard and stuff em up your nose
designerror
(Apr 14 05, 18:57)
- _jens_0
*arnold accent*
i'm a neural net processor, a learning computer
GreedoLives(Apr 14 05, 20:39)
- _jens_0
I want to design my website and I don't want to use Flash... are there cool websites on the web that don't use flash?
naina
(Apr 14 05, 06:08)
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oh dearJazX
(Apr 14 05, 06:09)
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what did I say?naina
(Apr 14 05, 06:10)
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Why Flash?
I want to design my website and I don't want to use Flash... are there cool websites on the web that don't use flash?Engage_London
(Apr 14 05, 06:10)
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i heard flash is packing up and leaving town in two weeks. is this true?SteveJobs
(Apr 14 05, 06:11)
-------------------------------omfg that made me laugh for a long time... hahhahaha classic answers for n00b questions