The Doctor is IN
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In this thread, hapless people ask questions and I give them advice. It can be about anything, work, school, the opposite sex etc.
Okay shoot!
- nLHb0
why won't my baby gain any weight?
- Nac0
why do i gain weight?
- Jaline0
wtf? Leah you been sleepin' round with someone else?
*kicks Leah out of house
- ********0
if your baby is an infant, then it may have a metabolic problem.
if your baby is female, she may have an eating disorder.
- snuggles0
why are you trying to be like mr.dinky, or even mr.zinky for that matter?
- vburo0
i am feeling fat and sassy.
- ********0
why do i gain weight?
------------too many trips to the fridge, not enough execise
- lifeinbinary0
tuesday is coming. should i bring my hat?
- Jaline0
if your baby is a male, he is overweight b/s he has some sort of growth disorder so he is actually around 40 years old.
- ********0
why are you trying to be like mr.dinky, or even mr.zinky for that matter?
----------------I haven't been on this board for months, I don't know who MrDinky is. The answer is: coincidence
- Jaline0
*waits for Leah to come back
- ********0
i am feeling fat and sassy.
--------------------------you have to show what you got. be proud of your girth.
- Nac0
why do i gain weight?
------------too many trips to the fridge, not enough execise
uberdesigner(Apr 6 05, )
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that can't be it...i don't go to the fridge....only this place with golden arches...and this clown guy that represnts them but freaks my ass out
- cosmo0
if a train is travelling at 587 miles an hour and two polar bears are mating vigoursly for 10 hours straight. How many baby polar bears be produced?
- ********0
tuesday is coming. should i bring my hat?
---------------yes you should, every new Pope is required to bring their own hat.
- Jaline0
just cause they mate it doesn't mean any procreation is occurring.
- Nac0
if a train is travelling at 587 miles an hour and two polar bears are mating vigoursly for 10 hours straight. How many baby polar bears be produced?
cosmo(Apr 6 05, 16:19)
-----------------is this where we use that pythagorean theorem shit?
- lifeinbinary0
no nac, calculus. limits and shit.
- ********0
that can't be it...i don't go to the fridge....only this place with golden arches...and this clown guy that represnts them but freaks my ass out
-----------------Egg McMuffins are good.
- nLHb0
when i said baby i meant boobs :(