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- JazX0
if you use the nickles option, make sure you hit them in the gut, that way it leaves less of a mark. or in the ass
- todelete__20
i once punched a guy with a roll of quarters in my hand.
ok. it was really a bananna. didn't work well AT ALL!
- mrdobolina0
you could also get one of those propane torches and a can of mace. it wouldnt leave a mark at all but that dude would be scared out of his mind. When you do it, bring a pistol and get his fingerprints on it too.
- Nac0
did you split after that kona???
*hears the crickets again*
- tank0
wasn't that that guy from linkin' park? ;)
no dman,happende to me to,sux
get legal* on his arse
*legal=using a blowtorch
- JazX0
You could also scare the shit out of him by spraypainting '666' and Devil symbols across his yard and house. He would always be looking over his shoulder for the next month.
- mrdobolina0
make a tennis ball bomb and blow up his car.
- mrdobolina0
time to go, enjoy the violence.
- Nac0
*nac's teeth starting to glare*
like Michael J. Fox in 'Teen Wolf*
shit did i just say that
- JazX0
Pour a pound of sugar into his gastank late at night or light his house on fire.
in the morning stand outside with a sign that reads 'I didn't light your house on fire'. The cops will surely believe you.
PS, make sure you wash your hands to get the kerosene off before you light his house on fire.
- tank0
fuck his wife
film it
steal his car
send the tape to him
sell the car.
- Nac0
you know whats funny jazX? i had my car stolen once...they found it with salt or sugar poured in the engine...
- tank0
thats what i call mixing business with pleasure.
- JazX0
Nac, those bastards...!
Wasn't me.
*tiptoes out of thread
- uberdesigner0
hire a collection agency, they usually take 1/3 of whatever they collect
- mrdobolina0
ever see ichi the killer? go get some shrimp.
- Nac0
hire a collection agency, they usually take 1/3 of whatever they collect
uberdesigner(Apr 6 05, 15:32)
---------------------thinking about it
- vburo0
don't pull a lebowski on him tho..
first check if *that* is really HIS car.
- Nac0
fo sho