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- paraselene0
No damnit, if para wins she'll just have to overcome her prudeness and wank like everyone else in this thread.
emecks
(Apr 15 05, 04:38)no bloody chance of that! have you seen the type of characters who've been running around with my dildo?!?!
- emecks0
No damnit, if para wins she'll just have to overcome her prudeness and wank like everyone else in this thread.
emecks
(Apr 15 05, 04:38)no bloody chance of that! have you seen the type of characters who've been running around with my dildo?!?!
paraselene
(Apr 15 05, 04:45)*loans para a couple o' fingers
- soda0
no bloody chance of that! have you seen the type of characters who've been running around with my dildo?!?!
paraselene
(Apr 15 05, 04:45)and I believe, 'ladies' and 'gentlemen' that is a perfect place to leave it.
- paraselene0
*loans para a couple o' fingers
emecks
(Apr 15 05, 04:49)that's detention, you cheeky little sod!
*whacks proffered fingers with ruler
how about we leave it at that?
- _smk0
I'll miss this thread
*sob
*waves goodbye to all
- vespa0
No damnit, if para wins she'll just have to overcome her prudeness and wank like everyone else in this thread.
emecks
(Apr 15 05, 04:38)see that's the difference between men and women right there. why do something when you can get someone else to do it for you?
- Kuz0
Whenever i'm flicking off a girl, you know like on the sly on a train or coach or something, it all get's a bit messy. And i don't mean in terms of vaginal juices It's always, like -
"no you're going too fast, keep a constant speed.. don't keep varying it like that..."
"well my hands getting tired! cum already"
"no wait, stay on the same spot, ok now keep doing that, shit you're going too fast again.. too slow... ok here, like this"
*takes my hand away and starts wanking herself
"well if you're gonna do it yourself anyway what's the point of me being here??"
And thus, yet another sexual encouter results in frustration.
- emecks0
*loans para a couple o' fingers
emecks
(Apr 15 05, 04:49)that's detention, you cheeky little sod!
*whacks proffered fingers with ruler
how about we leave it at that?
paraselene
(Apr 15 05, 04:53)*smirks at skt and _smk who wish they were in detention getting spanked
- emecks0
No damnit, if para wins she'll just have to overcome her prudeness and wank like everyone else in this thread.
emecks
(Apr 15 05, 04:38)see that's the difference between men and women right there. why do something when you can get someone else to do it for you?
vespa
(Apr 15 05, 04:55)Fairs fair vespa, I did offer...
- vespa0
hahaaaaaa poor kuz, girls are complicated aren't they?
- gruntt0
good mornin'
- paraselene0
No damnit, if para wins she'll just have to overcome her prudeness and wank like everyone else in this thread.
emecks
(Apr 15 05, 04:38)see that's the difference between men and women right there. why do something when you can get someone else to do it for you?
vespa
(Apr 15 05, 04:55)ah, vespa, so wise, so wise. i can't think of a better person to whom i'd like to dedicate a 1050-thread post more.
welcome home, ya hoooor! goodbye, everyone. i'm gonna miss this thread as if it were my squandered youth.
*blows kisses
- numberoneson0
HEY, what's new? What do you know? WHo've you seen?
- gruntt0
so what happened? did you all agree earlier that if I come into this thread you will all quickly disband?
- paraselene0
so what happened? did you all agree earlier that if I come into this thread you will all quickly disband?
gruntt(Apr 15 05, 05:30)
we're hiding behind the sofa!
- emecks0
so what happened? did you all agree earlier that if I come into this thread you will all quickly disband?
gruntt(Apr 15 05, 05:30)
we're hiding behind the sofa!
paraselene
(Apr 15 05, 05:43)Sssshhhhh, he'll hear us!
- gruntt0
so what happened? did you all agree earlier that if I come into this thread you will all quickly disband?
gruntt(Apr 15 05, 05:30)
we're hiding behind the sofa!
paraselene
(Apr 15 05, 05:43)Sssshhhhh, he'll hear us!
emecks(Apr 15 05, 05:46)
________for the record, i was not picking my nose. i was scratching it.
*slowly sticks hand in pocket
- soda0
really gruntt, you don't want to know what's been going on.
serious.
you are better off that way... I am spending the weekend in an acid bath scrubbing myself with wire wool just to get the dirt off.
- paraselene0
what is this thread all about?
_salisae_(Apr 14 05, 08:40)
Run away. Do it now before it's too late.
_smk(Apr 14 05, 08:43)
salisae, that is not an easy question to answer. in fact, the answer to that question, if enunciated, might create a golum or invoke the seventh face of the devil or some such nonsense so we're trying to avoid doing that. just stroll through and see if you learn anything about anal leakage or architecture.
paraselene(Apr 14 05, 08:46)
so, yeah, gruntt, that's about the size of it. and now we're really trying to keep our dirty mitts off of this thread so that it can die a natural, peaceful death.
RIP
- paraselene0
actually, gruntt, give or take a bit of adolescent-teacher-fantasy-indul... the following is a pretty decent summary:
vespa comes back to the fold after a lengthy absence and a measly 27 posts is all that can be mustered and she had to write 4 of them herself.
That is piss poor.
emecks
(Apr 5 05, 07:56)we've come a long way, baby.
paraselene
(Apr 14 05, 09:06)I'm hoping The Vespa is going to tell us something else about Vietnam on post 1000.
It's been a farking long wait I tell you...
And only multiple wanks, a crak cubicle, a love you lunchtime, three break-ups (including Richard and Judy) one muslim wedding, a cross channel fight between trisha and kilroy, muchos racism, architect nazis, banjos, dildos, sofas, coffeshops, speech impedements getting you laid for the first time ever, boxing injuries almost becoming sexy, more wanking, MX becoming a sex god, pink nipple paint, anal leakage, much trouser stainage, a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat, an immigration rip off, an immigration cover up, at least two marriages of convienience and NO MENTION OF VIETNAM!!!!!!oh yes....
Hi Vespa, welcome back.
loving your tunes.
lots of love.
The Raging B-B-Banjo.
x
soda(Apr 14 05, 09:21)