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- gruntt0
=)
i merely have the energy to say hello.
*takes another sip of coffee and misses morning cigarettes.
- Kilroy0
hello, gruntt! some people think this thread is only for britons, but you're welcome here anytime like!
paraselene
(Apr 14 05, 05:36)
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Actually it's for the English but you dont know any better.
- emecks0
hello, gruntt! some people think this thread is only for britons, but you're welcome here anytime like!
paraselene
(Apr 14 05, 05:36)
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Actually it's for the English but you dont know any better.
Kilroy
(Apr 14 05, 05:39)But then again Kilroy thinks that EmbraToon is in England, I'd ignore him to be frank.
- paraselene0
never fear. while you were at lunch i charmed teh socks off those mofos and now they're sittin' around in their bare feet wonderin' where the heck i got to. ha-hey! (and by "charmed" i think i might mean "confused with a depressing summary of my private life".)
- Kilroy0
But then again Kilroy thinks that EmbraToon is in England, I'd ignore him to be frank.
emecks
(Apr 14 05, 05:42)
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We only lent it to you.
- vespa0
hello gruntt and vburo - glad you liek the mix vburo, i'll try and change it soon
oi kilroy i aint english neeva
- Kilroy0
oi kilroy i aint english neeva
vespa
(Apr 14 05, 05:45)
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Apparently not.Try, "Excuse me Sir, but I'm not English either."
- paraselene0
shit, dawg. me'neeva. and these wackos talkin' 'bout how hot it is up in here that summer a'2003 n'shit. shit.
i don'wanna hear no talka hot 'till y'all'av fainted inna pile'a'redants. shit.
- paraselene0
ha! kilroy you are so moth!
that queen's english crap gave it dead away. dead!
*clucks tongue
shit, boo. i ain't got no muthafuckin' queen. shit.
- ********0
ha! kilroy you are so moth!
that queen's english crap gave it dead away. dead!
*clucks tongue
shit, boo. i ain't got no muthafuckin' queen. shit.
paraselene
(Apr 14 05, 05:55)------------------
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I ain't no kilroy but I ain't got no clue what you talking about.
Queen and shit?
Eh?
Less coffee dear...
- paraselene0
*laughs maniacally and lifts coffee mug with shaking hand
don't pretend you don't know what i'm talking about! you know damn good and well what i'm talking about!
*teeters off for another soya latte
- emecks0
oi kilroy i aint english neeva
vespa
(Apr 14 05, 05:45)
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Apparently not.Try, "Excuse me Sir, but I'm not English either."
Kilroy
(Apr 14 05, 05:52)Or if yer adrressing Kilroy...
"Oi cunt, aye you ya grey-haired fanny, awa an' fuck a gypo"
- paraselene0
so i'm traumatized and venting here because this seems the place to do it, as, until now, the most traumatic thing that had ever happened to me was this thread. but hey get this noise: the work permit application is in, but these xenophobic basturts who call themselves the "home office" have gone and changed the rules on us all of a sudden like and now you don't just need to have your work permit and your already-issued five-year visa, you also have to send in your passport and an application for some new-fangled "leave to remain visa" in this country along with THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE POUNDS STERLING! what the hell is the world coming to and y'all haven't even had your gabloody elections yet. this nightmare is getting worse by the minute and suddenly i'm starting to feel like i AM fucking gabloody kafka. how do you get around this mess, vespa, you got one o' them irish grandpappys or summat? christ on a crutch.
- ********0
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Kilroy?
- vespa0
goddam gangsta shit that's rough para.
yea i do have an irish grandpappy as it happens. and my dad's a pohm too.
- spongebob0
Man this thread is very close to the "I'm black too!" thread.
- Kilroy0
so i'm traumatized and venting here because this seems the place to do it, as, until now, the most traumatic thing that had ever happened to me was this thread. but hey get this noise: the work permit application is in, but these xenophobic basturts who call themselves the "home office" have gone and changed the rules on us all of a sudden like and now you don't just need to have your work permit and your already-issued five-year visa, you also have to send in your passport and an application for some new-fangled "leave to remain visa" in this country along with THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE POUNDS STERLING! what the hell is the world coming to and y'all haven't even had your gabloody elections yet. this nightmare is getting worse by the minute and suddenly i'm starting to feel like i AM fucking gabloody kafka. how do you get around this mess, vespa, you got one o' them irish grandpappys or summat? christ on a crutch.
paraselene
(Apr 14 05, 06:58)Tough shit.
- paraselene0
i know. that fucker's gonna lurrrrrve this...
- ********0
Tough call.
- ********0
So what's the plan Ellie?
Are we paying it? Can't let this stop you surely...!