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- ********0
"anal leaking"
I'm leaving this thread right now.
- ********0
I walk around with a permanent butt-plug in my butt.
True shit.
Kes
(Apr 11 05, 08:48)That's not a butt plug you fool,
that's the plug for the kitchen sink. Go and wash that fucker thoroughly and do the dishes you lazy sod.
- soda0
*nudges and winks at Para
**Para nudges and winks at Kuz
***Kuz just wanks
soda
(Apr 11 05, 08:24)****Moth runs away.
determinedmoth
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***** Moth comes back with the lube and Para's pink six shooter dildo.
- ********0
*nudges and winks at Para
**Para nudges and winks at Kuz
***Kuz just wanks
soda
(Apr 11 05, 08:24)****Moth runs away.
determinedmoth
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***** Moth comes back with the lube and Para's pink six shooter dildo.
soda
(Apr 11 05, 09:01)So that's where he went, I did think it was quite out of character for him to run off like that.
- soda0
"anal leaking"
I'm leaving this thread right now.
determinedmoth
(Apr 11 05, 08:59)
====================*Moth comes back with Lube, Para's pink six shooter dildo, Vespa's banjo and Kuz's kitchen sink-sized butt plug.
- _smk0
what a legendary thread. I'd like to count the number of times the words "anal" "wank" and "blob" are used in this. Priceless...
mx - heart goes out buddy, get a gid drink in ye the night mate :)
- paraselene0
*Moth comes back with Lube, Para's pink six shooter dildo, Vespa's banjo and Kuz's kitchen sink-sized butt plug.
soda(Apr 11 05, 09:24)
*faints
- paraselene0
*comes to, calls to arrange facial reconstruction at anonymous clinic in cuba, buys new passport on the black market under an assumed name, books one-way ticket to brazil, kisses newstoday goodbye and flees the virtual community forever in shame.
- soda0
*comes to, calls to arrange facial reconstruction at anonymous clinic in cuba, buys new passport on the black market under an assumed name, books one-way ticket to brazil, kisses newstoday goodbye and flees the virtual community forever in shame.
paraselene
(Apr 11 05, 09:40)* runs out of the country closely chased by a motley crew of wank stained, anal leaking, crack taking, banjo playing, kilt wearing drunks waving pink dildos.
- Trisha_Goddard0
To cut a long and painful story short....
I'm looking to buy a flat, by myself.
MX_OnD
(Apr 11 05, 07:50)But what about de baby?
- soda0
I'm looking to buy a flat, by myself.
MX_OnD
(Apr 11 05, 07:50)But what about de baby?
Trisha_Goddard(Apr 11 05, 10:59)
not funny.
cock.
- ********0
come now soda. That was quite amusing.
- Kilroy0
Nevermind Trisha. The only thing admirable about her is her tan.
- ********0
Don't worry I cheered up MX last night by sending him sausage porn.
Oh yes.
That hole was disgusting. It was flapping about all over the place... like really flopping out over the sides... Outta control man.
I've never seen a hole like it.
disgusting.
Filthy it was. Filthy.
- paraselene0
another day, another bump of THE THREAD.
- ********0
Kilroy you racist bastart! It's not a tan - she's part afro-carribean!
- Kilroy0
Kilroy you racist bastart! It's not a tan - she's part afro-carribean!
Kuz
(Apr 12 05, 02:58)Well then, if she were a dog, she wouldn't qualify for Crufts now would she?
- soda0
come now soda. That was quite amusing.
Kuz
(Apr 12 05, 02:09)
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many things may be up for joking about in THE THREAD (including kilroy, lube, dildos, banjos, gay cowboys, jamacian pirates, kilts, toilet wanking, sausage porn and para's womens time) but I thought it was a bit harsh on MX considering his situation.
There has to be some limits, where will it end otherwise!?!?
- soda0
didja miss me?
vietnam was ace! and i've got the sunburn to prove it!
some tuesday tunes for y'all:
homepage.mac.com/kinqu...
vespa
(Apr 5 05, 06:00)
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isn't it about time that vespa posted some stories from vietnam too!?!?!
- ********0
MX is a Dad?!
I'm confused. I'm sure no harm was meant.