April Fools
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- vburo
Any plans? Suggestions?
It's both Friday AND April 1st.
ideal for a real mess at the office me thinks..
- MrDinky0
plastic flim over toilets
- blaw0
i'm going to sit here and hit refresh until that fmt thread reappears.
- vburo0
what if the pope dies on april 1st?
- reshetniak0
I've got a RHD car and I plan on putting a dummy wheel on the left side so I can act like I'm "passed out" (over the real wheel) and veer recklessly over the roads.
- QuincyArcher0
vburo, i thought you went to bed!
- lifeinbinary0
bust a cap in their ass. and then laugh.
- vburo0
what's a RHD car?
(about to go.. just had some soup..)
- snuggles0
I'm getting a chord of hobo arms shipped up here from Kona and I'm gonna put them in my workmates filing cabinets..
- e-pill0
it is my wife's birthday!
and an ex-girlfriends birthday too.
- reshetniak0
RHD = right hand drive
- vburo0
are you kidding me e-pill??
- nasa0
ctrl + alt + apple + 8
everyone.
- QuincyArcher0
didn't happen on april fools day, but here's a funny story...
right after i got my job, i bragged about how i love spicy food, and can take anything.
so my boss dared me a eat a 5 alarm chicken wing from this one chicken wing restaurant here in seattle.
So we headed over there, and i got my "5" alarms. the sauce on them was pretty much just jalepeno seeds...
I ate one...pure pain! after nearly throwing up...i ate another ONE! not quite as bad as the first...finally i tried to eat another one, but could do it.
finally, my boss tells me that they're actually 7 alarm chicken wings.
I don't know what it did to me. but i didn't eat for 2 days. I didn't feel sick or anything, just wasn't hungry.
I thought about calling in sick to work the next day, telling them that i had to go get my stomach pumped, but i didn't have the courage.
- e-pill0
nope™
the girl i dated b4 i met my wife, they have the same bday on april fools!
april 1st.
it was tough picking at that time whose bday to goto and why....
- tkmeister0
the girl i dated b4 i met my wife, they have the same bday on april fools!
april 1st.
it was tough picking at that time whose bday to goto and why....
e-pill
(Mar 31 05, 16:47)
+++++++++++++++++++++
kill two birds with one stone. 3some.
- spongebob0
#10: Planetary Alignment Decreases Gravity
In 1976 the British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on BBC Radio 2 that at 9:47 AM a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event was going to occur that listeners could experience in their very own homes. The planet Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, temporarily causing a gravitational alignment that would counteract and lessen the Earth's own gravity. Moore told his listeners that if they jumped in the air at the exact moment that this planetary alignment occurred, they would experience a strange floating sensation. When 9:47 AM arrived, BBC2 began to receive hundreds of phone calls from listeners claiming to have felt the sensation. One woman even reported that she and her eleven friends had risen from their chairs and floated around the room.
- e-pill0
oh tk it was much harder than that...they dispised each other for the simple fact that i had to chose, they made me chose sides. i hated it. i lost a great friend...she is still fucking hot!!! she is thai! dam...the memories that flood my mind at this time...bad stuff. i mean goood but you know...dirty.
- tkmeister0
yeah, good old days...
wait!!! i ain't married yet.