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- Gorbie0
Gorbie: best NT stunt ever!!!!
Gorbie(Mar 29 05, 16:20)
YUP!
- Gorbie0
:)
- Gorbie0
i am the real gorbie
- ********0
i thought i was weird
man i feel so normal now
- Gorbie0
dinky log in as Gorbie too...
- Gorbie0
there shall be no other nicks on here. just gorbie!
- ********0
password?
- Gorbie0
password: gfy
- kingjulien0
If you wear china flaps and a speedo to the supermarket you might be gay. If you comb your hair forward and ask your roomate repeatedly if he'll shave your neck, then you might be gay. And if your name is Urgay, and you like dressing up in leather cop uniforms-- which includes the matching leather cap-- for Hamburger Mary dinners with Isaac the Bartender from the Love Boat, then quite possibly, perchance, you might be gay.
- Gorbie0
hahaha.
i never thought i'd see hamburger mary's mentioned in an NT thread...
- kingjulien0
The funny thing Gorbie is I never knew it was a gay establishment, until some friends took me to the one in San Francisco before a concert at Paradise Lounge. From the outside it looked like a nice place to grab a drink and dinner, but then I went to the men's room and there were mirrors strategically placed so dudes could watch me urinate from every corner of the room. When this baldheaded black guy in a pink I dream of Jeannie outfit winked at me and gave a high five to Isaac the Bartender as I washed my hands, I knew. Amd I've never felt so violated in my life.
Now my friend Craig calls me Hamburgler from time to time, whenever I go into my hoochiemomma from Friday, "You don't have to lie, Craiiiiiiiiig" voice.
I guess I deserve it.
- vburo0
i want a book with KingJulien posts in it. This guy's a miracle.
- Gorbie0
i thought the sacramento one was where lumber jacks go for a burger after a hard days work.
- Jaline0
no, that's Canada
- Gorbie0
do canadian girls wear flannel and rockports?
- Jaline0
of course!
not. i wish.