Happy Good Friday
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- GeorgiePorgie
Everyone. Don't eat meat at least today for God's sake.
*does sign of the cross
*takes additional sip of Grande Marnier
Christ will Rise!
- opiate0
I had a t-bone for breakfast. Blood rare....
- GeorgiePorgie0
You fucking sinner you.
*sends opiate straight to Hell right next to cell waiting for Jacko
- tkmeister0
agh,
it's gonna be a slow friday, i can feel it.
- josimarX0
well said Gorgie, I had scampi and chips in the pub in celebration of all they fishes god did that time.
Gees ma helemt back, I'm going for a McTwist.
lord hear our prayers.
- opiate0
just returned from self induced vomitting....happy now?
- mirola0
happy curry night!
- stewart0
it's almost Black Saturday here
- patt0
but im having taco tonight...
- GeorgiePorgie0
opiate, you know not what you just did.
When you die, God counts the amount of times you've eaten meat on Fridays and Good Friday is ten fold. Good luck with the kidney punches the Holy Spirit is going to give you in the after life.
Im not kidding either. They bloody hell hurt
- josimarX0
last time I had tacos I coated my kazzy in tolly. I don't do mexican no more.
- swollenelbow0
you have to do good mexican josi...not crap.
anyhow...happy good friday, i guess, my mom will make me go to mass on sunday.
that's about it from here.
- ricstultz0
nuthin like a hot plate of tacos... gotta go to a good place tho...
- GeorgiePorgie0
Your mom is smart and you are confused.
Mexican food was poisoned by those bloody Spanish Conquistadors. They ruined it. It used to be bananas and herbs and now its some Spanish crap.
;)
- opiate0
well, I really have dropped eating meat that much. So if he counts up the fridays, it shouldn't be that bad.
BUT- if he counts up the Fridays I have today gotten piss ass anihalated drunk on good fridays. I could be in trouble.
- GeorgiePorgie0
The Lord loves a cheerful giver.
You signed up as an organ donater right?
Ohhhhh, wait, that's right your liver is destroyed from alcohol abuse and your kidneys are next.
*puts holy water on opiates head
*rebukes EVIL 'spirits' causing him to drink
*takes third sip of Grande Marnier in as many minutes
- opiate0
Ahhhhhhh! you said it
Grande Marnier
thats the stuff...
- GeorgiePorgie0
Its good for fighting fever and colds.
God forgives us for drinking alcohol, but not meat on Fridays.
*turns on fryer and starts making Beer Battered and guts fishes'
- swollenelbow0
,y mom says i'm a sinner.
Is she a sinner because she calls me a sinner?
- GeorgiePorgie0
All I can say is yes, we all sin and come short. Your mom knows best for you, except when it comes to teaching you about how to penetrate a female.
*eats fishes'
*fires up bowl with the best of the herb