Constantine
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- numberoneson
worth seeing? any good? does it suck?
- donal0
Yes its shit. and i've only seen an ad on the side of a bus!
- rabattski0
wow. that's a productive answer.
- fate_redux0
He's right, it's shit, but I actually went and saw it. Keanu Reeves is back to his boring old self, complete with the personality of cardboard. Neat special effects, but the story is poop, and the "Devil" turns out to be Colonel Sanders of KFC fame.
- numberoneson0
the devil is Col.Sanders? With super size me and this movie now, where will I go for my junk fix? Abrakebabra, here I come!
- graphic_ape0
I saw it last saturday, if you like the matrix you'll like this, it's a similar role for reeves as a 'chosen one' style of character so his 'acting' kinda fits in. Storyline is imaginative and the effects well done...
- ximeraLabs0
It was much better than I expected, having read all the Hellblazer comics its based on.
The story is maybe a bit too singular (Constantine isn't just an exorcist in the comics), but i thought it was an entertaining movie with some nice FX.
- tommyb0
Two things come to mind...
1. Being constipated.
2. Drinking Ovaltine.
NOT a coincidence, I assure you.
- waynepixel0
Mr rabattski. Please read.
- CharlesChester0
keanu reeves can't act for shit he always looks like hes trying to remember his lines or if he needs the toilet or something I dunno.