Rent a German
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- HerbertG
With the friend of me Johannes, we have begun to this:
So early, but I offer it for a crit to NT PVN.
And before Vormboat is asks this is not for jokes.
- reshetniak0
Fantastic!!! I'll take two.
- ********0
only if you wear the shorts with the suspenders and hat while you work.
like this douchbag.
- _salisae_0
i'd rather rent a swede
- tny0
strong branding
- reshetniak0
I only wear those while I'm... Nevermind...
- HerbertG0
"douchbag" is it:
- Spix0
_salise_ you can rent me...I'm a swede and I only live 2 hours away from you ;)
- ricstultz0
I would like mine air mailed in a crate with a moustache and a corncob pipe and a button nose. thanks.
- shaft0
I would rename the help section to "hilfe"
- _salisae_0
my wildest dreams are coming true! thank you, pedro :)
- ricstultz0
Wow, 1000 euros to be suprised by a german. what a deal.
- Point50
where are the smokin hot fraulein's?
- _salisae_0
wow. you really are awfully close.
do you like it in greenville?
- Spix0
salisae: yeah g-ville is ok...a bit small but ok. I was in atlanta last weekend...it suprised me.
- _salisae_0
i missed my swede delivery!!
haha .. you were here when the murderer was running wild. glad you didn't get carjacked. :O
- Spix0
oyeah...crazy thing..did they ever caught him?
yeah, the swededeliver came and went...but will be back.
- _salisae_0
the woman he took as a hostage somehow talked sense into him .. discussed religion and her husband's recent death .. and he surrendered.
he was gta incarnate
- Spix0
how about that...crazy.
- tomkat0
I'm more expensive than 1k
- ********0
i'd say you could rent me by the hour, but we all know i only work hard for 1 - 2 minutes then take a 30 minute nap. NO SNUGGLING!