feng f****ing shui blues
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- laurus
So I design this logo and brand guidelines for a jewelers store, they love it, the approve it and it's heavily based on the color blue.
they take a feng shui 'expert' to 'help' design the store. she says no blue. not even a hint.they listen to her. I will kill her. I will.
- gruntt0
fengchokethebitch
- scarabin0
ha ha
- mogwai0
hahaha! its like
1) good fen shui
2) good designpick one.
- C_ville0
What a bitch.
- fullerc0
On Penn and Tellers show BullSh*T they had 2 different feng shui people come to this lady's apartment and they both had completely different arrangements that contradicted the others.
I think they're rip off artists!
- swollenelbow0
yeah...they fill people's heads with pure and utter SHUI!
- rasko40
yeah but take some solace in the age old adage, just like granny used to say; "nobody likes a cunt"
- hotreport0
Change the color
- grayhood0
dude this is the year of the rooster, everyone knows you can't use blue this year, totally offensive. you wanna sell jewels rooster says use red.
- mrdobolina0
grayhood, why would you use the word "rooster" when you could use the word "cock"?
- vburo0
hahaha rasko!
- grayhood0
what a humongous boner on my part dobs. it won't happen again.
- mrdobolina0
grayhood pull a REAL boner on that one.
- grayhood0
cock slip ups always give me a boner.
- fawn0
"cock"
- scarabin0
it's hot when a girl says it
- spendogg0
Find Wayne Brady and have him "Choke a Bitch"
- Point50
re-arrange that bitches face so that luck goes your way. Then piss on the west side of her house so that money will be in your future. Oh, and don't forget to close the bathroom door.
- scarabin0
you guys are seriously messing up my chi here.
- QuincyArcher0
next time you see her, you should wear all blue. blue shirt, blue pants, shoes, socks, baseball hat...the works!