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- jox0
Oh and I wanna thank you all for listening, I can see heads nodding and people uh-huh-ing in the back. If we do it together, we can win! HIGH FIVE!
- ********0
male or female, a baby wont stop crying unless you change its diaper
- Jaline0
that's the way the dice rolls.
- vburo0
women suck
the wrong guys.
damnit.
:/
- GeorgiePorgie0
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
- ********0
careful jox or i will cut your pennisss off
:P
- mogwai0
women cant help it. instinctively they have one burning desire deep down, whether they know it or not.
find the best man possible to breed with.
keep man around long enough to support child.
to excell at these tasks, women instinctively have many keen skills and tactics.
- jox0
Thanks for sharing that site, apparently my future wife will have the following qualities
A covetous woman
An immoral woman
A barren woman
A lazy woman
A cowardly woman
A humpbacked woman
A dwarfish woman
A deformed woman
A vulgar woman
An ill-smelling woman
A sick woman
An old woman
- ********0
Never walk out on a woman without first punching her in the boob.
- GeorgiePorgie0
When the candles are out all women are fair.
Plutarch (46 AD - 120 AD), Morals
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Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable.
Joseph Addison (1672 - 1719), Women and Liberty
- Jaline0
Never walk out on a woman without first punching her in the boob.
kOna
(Mar 16 05, 12:20)You do that, and you will actually die 2 seconds later.
- GeorgiePorgie0
Women have more to offer this world than just a fallopian tube. Nothing is going to change until you quit looking at us as just sperm receptacles.
Barbara Hall, Northern Exposure, Baby Blues, 1994
* ouch!
- vburo0
Never walk out on a woman without first punching her in the boob.
kOna
(Mar 16 05, 12:20)
- GeorgiePorgie0
Women prefer men who have something tender about them -- especially the legal kind.
Kay Ingram
- GeorgiePorgie0
Women! Can't live with them...pass the beer nuts.
Norm (Cheers)
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Women remember the first kiss, men remember the last.Unknown
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Women! Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't get 'em to wear skimpy little Nazi outfits.Emo Phillips
- jox0
Maybe i should just pick up a cool name or something, like vormboat?
- Jaline0
wha?
- jox0
see! its already confusing you! and chicks dig confusing guys, it makes us "mysterious" and exotic. Man, i rule!
- GeorgiePorgie0
see jox, the thing is that you are dealing with Monte Carlo women. I also have to deal with Las Vegas women. Yes, they are very uppity, yet once you get them in bed its all worth while.
I keed, I keed!