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- skt0
A bit of practice at not getting stabbed...
http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk…
And a nice song about a good night out.
- skt0
www.worldsbestbars.com...
madeGB
(Mar 16 05, 07:13)Ha ha, Air Organic, top of the list - totally up its own arse. Used to know half the staff about 5 years ago. No idea what its like now.
- madeGB0
Hehehe pretty much the same skt...
- _smk0
mmm, pretty much the same, but they've painted in a fucken NASTY multicoloured floor...
Not so good on the head when you've been chilling in the park anymore...
- Kuz0
yo andrew, i thought u were a weegie.
- skt0
I remember one night in Air Organic I was sitting next to this model who worked there part-time (signed to elle or something and hot as fuck), anyway....
I was sitting on the strap of her handbag and she needed to get something out of it so I shuffled along the bench a bit to free the strap...
shuffled too far and went right off the end of the bench. As an automatic reaction my foot shot out and booted the bottom of the table launching her glass of red wine a good 3 foot in a perfect straight line up into the air before coming back to earth and smashing all over the table...
I'm a smooth cunt with the ladies me.
- MX_OnD0
I'm a smooth cunt with the ladies me.
skt
(Mar 16 05, 07:39)As opposed to a lady with a smooth cunt?
- MX_OnD0
yo andrew, i thought u were a weegie.
Kuz
(Mar 16 05, 07:25)awa an' mince yer baws, Ah'm fae darkest Aiberdeenshire
- _smk0
was she an Aussie skt?
Good moves by ra way.
- GeorgiePorgie0
you can never go wrong spilling drinks on women. They like that.
- skt0
Cannae mind _smk. Just remember thinking fucking hell shes tidy, better no make a tit out of maself.
- _smk0
ha ha ha - I think most of the worst fuckwitted things I ever did were preseded by that thought...
:)
- Jnr_Madison0
I might be moving back to Glasgow from Edin in August (or maybe Manchester).
My fondest memory of Glasgow is buying a pair of Armani Jeans (I was a chav back then) and walking out the italian centre only to get a knife held to my throat and my nice new jeans taken off me (they were in a bag, I wasn't left naked from the waist down). Anyway I told the polis and they caught the fuckers 20 mins later!
- Mal0
- Jnr_Madison0
One of my fav venues to see a band is King Tuts,
- _smk0
- _smk0
- Mal0