Old age
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- ********0
i knew i was getting old when i started popping cialis like they were tick tacks.
- gruntt0
i fart dust and i'm dreamin' re-runs.
- ********0
beats dreaming OF re-run.
*shudders
- GeorgiePorgie0
Breakfast: Metamucil
Lunch: Old Country Buffet
Dinner: Sleeping
- gruntt0
unless you're just old school dancing with him.
that would be a cool dream.
- gruntt0
an no kona, by "old school dancing" i don't mean "man sex"
- ********0
my sisters husband can dance like that. funniest fucking thing i've ever seen.
late night at the wedding reception he's talked into doing the re-run on the dance floor.
i think i pissed myself.
- gruntt0
lol.
class.
- GeorgiePorgie0
old folk can dance too. haters
- ********0
and by 'doing the re-run on the dance floor' i don't mean 'man sex' gruntt.
haha.
- GeorgiePorgie0
see thats gruntt and kOna
they are playing to some ol' volk in Chicago
- taragee0
i wont have sex with guys over 25
- gruntt0
we do it for the bitches.
;)
- gruntt0
neither will i tara, neither will i.
- GeorgiePorgie0
old wang got more bang foo!
- mrdobolina0
that guy I work with is creepy and all of the under-25's he gets with are ugly skeezoids. He doesnt get with them because they are hot. He gets with them because they are young. He's pretty insecure.
- gruntt0
i have braided and beaded ear hair.
it's kick ass.
- taragee0
i was jokin ;)
- GeorgiePorgie0
you sure?
- GeorgiePorgie0
People call me at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
I send money to PBS.
I wear black socks with sandals.
I have parties and my neighbors don't even realize it
very sad really