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- waynepixel
Just had a phone call from my driving instructor, because my lesson start next week, and he has told me that the BBC what to do a documentary on me learning to drive.
WTF.
- shutdown0
do the biggest crash you can think of....you'll deff be on tv then
- GeorgiePorgie0
They must be heading to Scotland for that documentary on people being able to drive despite having 'cock-in-mouth' disease.
- rasko40
LOL take the sheep with you!!
and kona, please shut up once in a while.
- Trousermouse0
Are you that fat Maureen?
- MX_OnD0
never mind if yer that fat, is yer name really maureen??
- waynepixel0
They want to film me for 3 week every day and put camera's in the car and all over the place.
Nightmare. And with all that going on I have to learn how to drive and pass.
I think I am going to blow it out.
- GeorgiePorgie0
*gargles with own piss to meet Maureen
*heeeeelooooooooo Maureen
- MX_OnD0
get the tight fisted cunts tae pay yer lessons.
- Jaline0
that's cool. I wouldn't want to be the guy filming it.
:P
- jevad0
are they gonna pay you? If not you can tell them where to go
- MX_OnD0
*gargles with own piss to meet Maureen
*heeeeelooooooooo Maureen
GeorgiePorgie
(Mar 15 05, 07:41)Fuck oaf, ye were drinken it, what a piss poor excuse.
- GeorgiePorgie0
more than likely they will connect cameras to your car, no cameraman will be sitting in whicha
- MX_OnD0
more than likely they will connect cameras to your car, no cameraman will be sitting in whicha
GeorgiePorgie
(Mar 15 05, 07:43)Ladies and gentlemen I prensent the first member of
NT Mensa - the brainy cunt's club.
- GeorgiePorgie0
hahhahaa
- rasko40
yeah that would be great test conditions, a camera crew hanging onto the bonnet and taking up the rear view while Maureen gives them gummy head in the back seat and Andy Peters is writhing on the gear shift.
- waynepixel0
If thay pay for my lession, then I might do it.
Save me £600.
- rasko40
I wouldn't even entertain the idea unless I was getting fucken cash.. who the fuck wants to be on TV unless there's cash involved?
- waynepixel0
yeah that would be great test conditions, a camera crew hanging onto the bonnet and taking up the rear view while Maureen gives them gummy head in the back seat and Andy Peters is writhing on the gear shift.
rasko4(Mar 15 05, 07:46)
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Hahahahahaha Fucking Hell.
- GeorgiePorgie0
ask for the pounds, then you can get rid of that nasty cock-in-mouth stuff
- waynepixel0
That what I was thinking. Now cash no program. Some mug will do it.