flying to Vegas from LA?
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- sikson0
haha - next month I'm leaving from John Wayne airport on a Friday. Maybe there will be strippers on that flight.
I'm usually shitfaced on airline flights so that would be really funny.
CRUEL MOMMA VEGAS! I can't wait to get back to you.
- Point50
Only advice I can give you is get back in the gym and walk on the readmill like you're doing it froggy-style with a weighted vest on and 2 30 lbs. dumbbells in your hand. Also, don't forget to work those hands and forearms. You've got a lot of milk bags to be squeezing.
Then again, what would I know. My biggest was about 160. But she was 6'0"
- kingjulien0
If you see a big girl with a black derby jacket that says chunky but funky in old english letters, or a woman so big when she wears a Malcom X sweatshirt helicopters try to land on her belly, then you know you're in for hearty steak beans and rice dinners three times a week. I don't think I could do it, but I have a friend who's motto is Keep it Floppy, and he seems to be perfectly happy and content with his life, which is more than I can say chasing after skinny psycho tenders who think a good conversation means calling your mom on coke and chatting for 2 hours.
- iDp0
shit I don't know if I'm ready to start 'training' for big women. I better re-think this whole thing.
Oh shit I got it!
Ok fuck the whole weight thing. I'm going to start with 70 year olds and work backwards to the 18 year olds. The idea just hit me. Well it could have had something to do with the old asian broad sitting next to me. She just asked me about my laptop, think she wants some? a little 'play' in the jukebox might be a good idea for the flight...those bathrooms are fucking small. muahahahhaha
- zenfulbeauty0
abandon, yes..unless of course you like em big. :)
- ********0
idp. drill a hole though you keyboard place it on your lap and put your wang through it. then ask the lady if she'd like to 'play' with your computer.
- Point50
...chasing after skinny psycho tenders who think a good conversation means calling your mom on coke and chatting for 2 hours.
kingjulien
(Mar 10 05, 11:43)
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so fuckin true.