Dig a hole
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- jox0
i am debating between the cliff and the hole because you lazy bawstids can't seem to finish.
fuksake, 'urry. this is an emergency, byrd trouble.
- bk_shankz0
I'll take care of your byrd just get in that hole.
- _salisae_0
has something seriously gone wrong?
- k0na_an0k0
*runs back from house with tonka backhoe
ok buddy. i'm gonna start now fur ya.
*starts digging making truck working sounds with lips
*brrrrrrr.... vrroooom.... chioooomp... beep beep beep.... shlooom... whirrrrrr....
- ********0
has something seriously gone wrong?
_salisae_
(Mar 4 05, 09:59)frankly, aye.
the sun is goin doon fast in Sweden, an' if it gets dark, jox winnae find the hole.
- ********0
is this a metaphore?
- bk_shankz0
Looks like that hole is damn well finished now get in ya lazy bastard.
- Jaline0
I don't think the hole is going to do the trick. You may want to try a cliff or gorge. I think those are much bigger holes. And you'll naturally get covered in dirt, water, and gallons of blood.
- bk_shankz0
Well I guess I won't know what haoppened to the man and his hole and the bird. Off to bed.
- vburo0
jox?
- vburo0
*screams in the dark
JOX!!!!!!!!
- jox0
yes, janne?
- vburo0
*phew
he's still there.
i was afraid we dug this hole for nothing.
now get in. it's cold outside.
- jox0
*jumps
eeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee e ee eee *bonk*
He-l-loooo? *echo echo echo
- vburo0
poors some whisky over Jox. Throws bottle in hole.
*looks for a bible
- vburo0
*kicks away the drunken Scotsman, who was trying to piss into the hole.
- vburo0
anyway, jox cheer up!
hope you'll be fine again this weekend!
- benfal990
heeaavyyyyy
why dont you build a tree house?
its cooler than a hole in the ground. and you can invite girlz
- jox0
man, i've already had so much whisky, i dont know if I can take much more.
*points at empty Johnnie Walker bottle
You know, i bought that 4 hours ago
- jox0
yeah, i haven't had much luck inviting girls lately, which is basically the point of this thread in the first place.