The confession thread
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- toe_knee
On NYE I pushed over a portaloo with a couple shagging in it at 4am and then we ran away.
I had to get that off my chest. What should my punishement be?
- abstrakt0
i think you shoudl eat a turd. a real thick one.
- abstrakt0
i think you shoudl eat a turd. a real thick one.
- abstrakt0
oops. make that 2 turds
- GeorgiePorgie0
*enters confessional booth
Yes my sons, you can tell me all, Father Porgie is here to help you let it all out. Do I need to qoute a few scriptures for you all then?
*sips more whiskey out of flask
*thinks about alter boys
you know, in a good way
- abstrakt0
*quietly slips out of the confession booth*
- GeorgiePorgie0
I see Anthony.
To atone for your sins, my son, you must play Devo 100 times a day and also travel to Denver, Colorado for the Wham! fest. I believe NT member jevad will be the guest of honor. He will meet you at Gate G.
G for Gay.
Its ok my son, it happens.
- toe_knee0
haha
- drunktank0
You should be rewarded toe-knee.
What sort of savages have sex in a portaloo???
I knobbed a lass on a concrete cricket pitch once and thought that was bad enough but a portaloo???
- toe_knee0
thats why i pushed it over, i thought they'd enjoy a bit of pooh stabbing while floating around in pooh
- GeorgiePorgie0
*prostrates
Dear God Almighty forgive these boys, for they know what not they do
- GeorgiePorgie0
always leave your sins with me my sons
- rabattski0
untill someone pulls the same stunt with you.
i'd say, couple of hail maries and yer good to go.
- moth0
I had sex on the EuroStar train and no one puke on me.
- chossy0
you should be made to have sex with a man.
- GeorgiePorgie0
*steps back into confessional booth
alrighty then my sons let the healing begin
- chossy0
I cooked up the tea last night and when I was dishing it up I ate a coupl e of roast potatoes and then gave me and my flatmate the same amount of roast potatoes.
I feel naughty. :\
- GeorgiePorgie0
chossy, my son, that is terrible. Now do 700 push-ups to alleviate the carb gain from those two potatoes.
- chossy0
Ten Four el capitano.
- Rand0
when I was six I pulled a knife on some kids who wanted to stuff pine needles down my back
- GeorgiePorgie0
Youre an evil one Rand. Straight to Hell with ya