I wish I was ________
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- paraselene0
mila jovovich...
*see what i did there, chossy? wasn't that cute?
- chossy0
oh do you fancy the guy how is doing it with mila who is it anyway some ugly loser no doubt.
- paraselene0
pay attention, man! if i were milla jovovich, the guy sexing me would be you!
sheesh. you try to pay a compliment these days...
- chossy0
Oh! oopsie, thanks paraselene
*makes a note not to be suck a biscuit head in future.
- paraselene0
the odd lapse into biscuit-headedness is part of your charm.
- wendell0
d.v kun. all over!!
ME: i was the gstrapp to grace jones. tee hee .swinging in bit me blue blackor BH to her
TAKE OUT fut fut fut fut fut |||||||||d.v kun
- ********0
haha!
- ricstultz0
on my way down to South carolina.
- ********0
in Scandinavia drinking beers with schjetne
- Elfangio0
Somewhere in a blue christal deep barel...
- ********0
jarvis cocker
- gruntt0
1-I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 ImpalaI wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean upon the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
Got hit with a bottle
And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
(rpt 1, 1)I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is the bomb night
With a hood rat you can hold tight
But really tho' on figuero
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 to the 105
Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive
Livin' in a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
(rpt 1, 1)I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller (3)Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should know just how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like that
(rpt 1, 1)I wish, I wish, I wish...
- ********0
lol gruntt
- ********0
a silverback gorilla pounding my chest and beating up everyone in my gorilla clan
- tkmeister0
on a beach listening to the sound of waves, reading a book.
one day, but not today.
- vburo0
1-I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a balleraaagh! i was just about to post that and then stumbled upon yer post.
but then i am already too tall, i just wish i could handle the ball..
- Point50
sitting at 5% bodyfat instead of the 9% I'm at now.
- ********0
but then i am already too tall, i just wish i could handle the ball..
vburo
(May 10 05, 09:21)u want to be Rik Smits? You dutchies are so tall
- vburo0
yeah, people say, you should do basketball and get rich.
but i suck at any sports.. :/
that's why i am stuck with you guys now..
;P
- ********0
hahahha, yeah see I'm athletic, can hoop for a white kid (grew up with black kids) and am quick like lightning, problem is I'm only 5'11''. That don't fly at even the college level. Give me some of that height.
//shwwwwwwaashsh, slams the ball in vburo's face! And One biiaaaatch!