k0na_an0k is a punk
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- k0na_an0k0
aahahahahahahaha!
ace!
- haverhill0
damnit I thought I lost money on you mattyd
- mogwai0
kona wanks it stalefish!
- haverhill0
he must have more money than he leads on
take a look at what his dad left him
- blaw0
and this:
http://www.konabrewingco.com/
- mattyd0
k0na is ranked 8th in the AP college football poll.
- swollenelbow0
what's "stalefish?"
- haverhill0
and to THINK that fucker borrowed 2 grand from me because he said he needed to help his grandma out with rent
bastard!
*takes rotten banana and mails it to the midwest along with a bag of that burnt popcorn he loves
- grafholic0
and to THINK that fucker borrowed 2 grand from me because he said he needed to help his grandma out with rent
bastard!
*takes rotten banana and mails it to the midwest along with a bag of that burnt popcorn he loves
haverhill
(Mar 2 05, 12:13)------------
psst, haverhill, i'm going to chicago tomorrow, would you like me to put those rotten bananas and burned popcorn in a brown bag then leave it at his front door?
- haverhill0
yes, I will pay for it. you can also throw in some protein powder drinks that are laced with cyanide
we can trickz him
- grafholic0
i can make a smoothie with rotten banana, burned popcorn, and protein powder drinks with cyanide.
- grayhood0
* a puff of smoke clears to reveal grayhood in full ninja gear.
* grayhood depants k0na in front of anyone and runs of with his dirty undies.
- k0na_an0k0
i'll drink them fuckers anyways. i have an iron gut too.
haha.
more!
- haverhill0
damn hes too tuff
*ponders his next move
*hires a group of Chicago-based Irish-blooded thugs
*commands thugs to grab k0na and throw him off of the Sears Tower
ohh whats this? k0na hangs on to the side of the building trickzin the thugs and kicks them thugs off the building and watches them fall to their bloody deaths.
*gets pissed and lights k0na on fire causing Chicago to burn once again
- k0na_an0k0
nice.
something is missing though.... or... someone. hmm... who could it be? who... could... it..... be?!?
- haverhill0
King Kong? Fay Rae perhaps?
or oohhh it must be Robin my gay sidekick
- GeorgiePorgie0
* runs into thread late
* throws a bottle of donkey piss at k0na
*thump, thump, thump . . . . runs back out
- grayhood0
are those "thumps" i hear the sound of anal rape?
- haverhill0
most for sure, GP proclaims homosexualness
- GeorgiePorgie0
fuck off