Greatest Lies of Advertising
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- spongebob
You need to include the logo.
- spongebob0
You need to show the product.
- spongebob0
You need a slogan.
- pascii0
You have budget
- chossy0
he he. The amount of times advertising people have fallen asleep on the couch behind me is incredible.
I dinae bother waking them up and when I am done I just turn up the volume and blast out there ad. the wake them up he he.
- clerk0
you need creativity
- elms0
it works
- Bluejam0
People are stupid.
- lifeinbinary0
people ARE stupid. its true.
- Bluejam0
no they're not.
- waynepixel0
We are creating a media design department. We need to pitch a design to a major travel company. It's worth "100 Thousand+" to us. If you are successful we will not sack you all and close down the media design department.
Yep. That will not happen.?
- _me_0
Nobody is high on drugs.
- _me_0
You'll be famous one day.
- rasko40
nobody smokes
- _me_0
This concept will really speak to the target demographic.
- _me_0
Yeah, our Creative Director is really Hands-On.
- Bluejam0
Your life is incomplete without __________*.
*insert product/service name here.
- rasko40
what people really need is a web address to a microsite for every single chocolate bar and lollypop.
- Bluejam0
Everybody is beautiful
- _me_0
Marker roughs will win you work.
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