Caption Contest II
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- jevad
press: Exactly how much bullshit are you going to talk today Tony?
Blair: Ohhh...about this much?
- k0na_an0k0
Blair: I swear that guys dick was like this long. At least it felt that long when it was up my buttocks.
- ********0
Blair: I love George Dubya, he so haandsome, si si, very nice, penis is sooooooo big and veiny,
- mg330
Blair: Inside of you, your intestines are only about this long. But did you know they can be stretched around the world?
- Seph0
Blair: "Vogue, strike the pose"
- GeorgiePorgie0
"hey look at me i'm a robot"
*makes robot sounds
- gruntt0
so this is bush and this is me.
see, we are 2 very different people?
- clerk0
i swear it was this big between the eyes
- spongebob0
Blair: My dog gave birth to a sausage THIS big.
- gruntt0
before my diet of bran my poopies were small like a chipmunk.
now after one week of eating bran my poopies are this big.
wait, what was the question?
- mg330
Blair: I've heard some interesting rumors about the size of Camilla Bowles' johnson, and it's something like this.
- spongebob0
Blair: Pamela Andersen.
- gruntt0
everybody now!
'if you're happy and you know it clap your hands...'
- k0na_an0k0
'everybody was kung fu fi-TING!'
*chop chop
- spongebob0
Blair: It's the biggest mass of booger I've seen!
- spongebob0
Blair: And this. This is how you position for a rimjob.
- paddywop0
it was terribly rude of Bush and Putin to play patticake infront of the Prime Minister during his photo call
- gruntt0
so everyone was clapping like this and i was just screwing the hell out of that sheep and the sheep was yelling "there's oil in there somewhere. keep digging!" and the crowd was going crazy.
weird dream i tell ya. weird as hell.
- iLotion0
reporter: so mr. blair, exactly how far does your head go up mr bush's arse?
blair: 'bout this far depending on the prize.
- radar0
I have not been drinking!
These are sock puppets don't you see them? It's George on the right in Willie on the left.
- gruntt0
so i'm rubbing her perfect breasts just like this...
ah excuse me, what was the question?